not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.
i was thinking “porn is a weird word, i wonder where it comes from” and in a moment of genius intellect i googled “porn” assuming that the first thing to come up would be a resource like a definition or wikipedia page which could show etymology. this was not the case.
the most niche thing that brings me anger is when people misunderstand rapunzel's powers in tangled. it can be USED to heal, but her hair is actually just reversing time. thats why the lyrics to the song are "make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine"