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He’s become so intentionally silly lately with learning to sit and crawl. It’s the most adorable thing ever

FFmpeg is pleased to announce we are joining the @DOGE team! We will be rewriting America's Social Security system in assembly language, for the highest performance possible.

Papaoutai - @Stromae

vaping is actually so embarrassing

More of y’all need to be eating pistachios

@jstn Gods toughest soldier (Wishing you well 🫶🏼)

to add insult to injury, motion smoothing and the worst color preset are locked on. anyway, if you happen to luck into room 737 at PSVMC, i took the trouble to bypass the settings lock, fix the aspect ratio, turn off motion smoothing, and calibrate the color best i could by eye

been in and out of the hospital the last few weeks due to crohn's disease. particularly awful as the american healthcare system continues to crumble and ever more people treat the emergency room as first resort care for basically everything, even as hospitals cut staff and wages

Beef tallow is just right-wing coconut oil

@pugson Meeee

📲 this weekend i built a tiny app for pixelating your photos before posting them online who wants a testflight?

In all seriousness, we all agree this is one of the best directorial debuts in recent memory right? Like it feels hyperbolic to say that but from a visual, narrative, & emotional standpoint, and reading how hard she worked to pull off so many moments… it’s pretty remarkable.

jessica lee gagné let's get you that emmy #severance

can't actually think of a problem that wouldn't largely self-correct if we could just reduce the cost of housing by like 75%

Middle managers in big companies

@newscientist What in the Tenet

Grave warnings have been issued about the dangers of creating life forms using mirror-image molecules. How worried should we be? #Echobox=1740745063" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newscientist.com/article/246825…

@saluteAUT whattt like not even in person before you were famous? I’m kinda surprised! maybe it’s cause you’re a dude tho idk

@kaustly no??? 😭

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@ambereliseworld Right? Crazy how much they change in the first two years

I’ll never not love DC. Idgaf who’s in office. 2014-2018 were so formative for me I feel like part of my souls there

I miss the days when very rich people used their money to fund libraries, public art and philanthropic endeavors rather than launching slow-motion coups against the federal government.

@CapobiaNB god y’all are so iconic 😍

Here’s an NYC love story for ya Ten yrs ago we celebrated our first anniversary by going to the Russian Turkish baths in the east village, and it was snowing. Today we are in Turkey going to the hamam, and it snowed! 🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️