Kaylee

Got wine drunk last night and woke up unsure about the existence of Nebraska

Nothing quite like a dinosaur documentary to take the edge off

Ginger ale tastes like being at cruising altitude

People who shower with their tattoos on are weird as fuck

All quiet on the frontal lobe

The original Godzilla theme song goes unbelievably hard for a film shot in 1954

patron saint of pumpkin pie

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Going outside anytime after 4 pm in november

i'm not nearly observant enough to know if i was being haunted

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

not to be so millennial but why is everyone under 25 about to collapse and die of thirst at concerts now

women won't notice if the wall art isn't level. they will notice that you haven't hung it yet, though.

Boss let me use the office card to get paper clips shaped like farm animals I’ve never felt more alive

happy match-iversary @Nerf 😋

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

@Nerf Hmm wonder who made that joke first

Weather was a little misty, some would say it was rather Father John outside ✋😔

Another 10/10 concert w/ @kayleesay can’t wait for the next one! @fatherjohnmisty 👏