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@Fw_k4ylee as someone who works in a weed store i can confirm this tbh

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?

@akthegemini Lmfaooo ong imma need a blunt before bed sorry!

i couldnt be on love island cause where the hookah?

good morning ladies and disappointments

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

ever since i was young i ain’t let nobody talk to me crazy idgaf who you is

I’m gonna be fine as fuck my whole life idc about getting older

“Yeah I had breakfast” *The breakfast:

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

Me in the work meeting after hitting the weed a lil too hard 🍃

@Thiohna i stand with people who have abortions 🤍

I stand with people who have abortions due to the fetus having disabilities. 🩵

i love drinking wine it makes me feel so sexy

If I wanted to share a nigga my momma would’ve named me sharen like fuck on frl

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

I wish I had John wick number I need a favor

The awkward silence after the scammer ask for my cash app n i say Im Canadian

Nggas only want a btch they can control & I’m out of control. So there’s that

me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn