k4ylee🖤🎀

Weed sellers used to always have some wild ass biology in their house. you’d go over to buy a gram of weed and a cat would be giving birth in the corner

If yo pussy make niggas cry I want sum, I love crying ngl 🥲😂

Last week my aunt got drunk at the family gathering. She pulled me aside and said she needed to tell me something. She told me my father is not my biological father. She said my real father left before I was born. My mum has been lying to me for 24 years. I laughed at first thinking it was a joke. Then I saw her face. I drove home in silence...

me checking my bank account:

if I say I'm having one drink, mind your business about the other seven.

Good energy attracts good things.

The worst part of waking up is remembering your life again.😭

I can’t believe how good it feels when someone remembers a tiny detail you mentioned once. like wow you actually listened? the truth is those little things hit different

Ye go into the world and smoke WEED, that ye shall be HIGH for thou art the words of the MOST HIGH.🤤

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THE REAL NARCISSIST IS AND WHO THE ACTUAL VICTIM IS, Look at who stands alone.

i don't wanna be around nothing but motivation, marijuana and money 💸

"How are you" isn't a question, It's a password and I spent 2 decades typing the wrong one

The strongest people I know aren't the ones who never got hurt. They're the ones who got hurt deeply and still chose kindness anyway

On my first ever date, I went to the movies with my girlfriend, the same girl I had my first kiss with just a week earlier. What she forgot to mention? She was bringing her sister. Her IDENTICAL TWIN sister. I spent the entire date having absolutely no idea who was who and couldn’t even figure out how to ask without embarrassing myself.

Who more insecure? Men or women?

A lot of stoners are just introverts who found a plant that understands boundaries. 🍃

Mama told me " don't talk when eating " never knew she was preparing me for life ,thank you moma ❤️

Ronaldo never did it first at 20. He had Luís Figo, Ricardo Carvalho, Deco, Nuno Valente, and several top-class players around him. Arda Güler is carrying a much weaker squad, with Kenan Yıldız being the only other standout talent. 🇹🇷⭐️

weed smokers and stoners, do y'all ever care if ppl can tell if you’re high?

Neurodivergent gang what's the one thing that completely destroys your whole day that no neurotypical would ever understand?

Has my boss gone too far this time?