Kayla Benker

Data Barbie wants to remind you to properly format your CSVs, enable two-factor authentication, and never forget the Cheesy Gordita Crunch

say hello to Kracky McGee ✈️

@SipOfKoKo @r_g_a93 @jpitney @TonyVargas !!!

@r_g_a93 @jpitney @kbenker Can we also have a good candidate for Congress in the district now? NE-02 was so flippable but Kara Eastman needs to never run again.

@cape_magnate omgggggg

@cape_magnate fire them

@cape_magnate we designed it this way

@whitesox girl no it’s time to CROCHET

Time to knit 🧶

i had many amazing, thoughtful, caring managers and coworkers in the tech space, especially on the data side, which seems less corrupted by silicon valley machismo bs. but boy, it was hard to silence the voices of the few awful folks in my head.

i’m currently back in school pursuing a career in the medical field. i’m excited to be around fellow professionals who have devoted their lives to caring for others.

my newest follower is a former manager who once demoted me in retaliation for concerns i raised about my experience as a woman at our tech company. it seems like a good opportunity to announce to anyone who still uses this site that i’m leaving the toxic world of tech!

@cape_magnate can i just be a steel drum hipster for a minute and let you know i was into that PIMP cover years ago and in fact i also own the vinyl?

@JDahmanIII voters had their handel’s today

Ohio forever

@cape_magnate alongside “i love to laugh, but if you make me mad, i’ll date your dad”

@cape_magnate i’m assuming you know they sell this as a product at trader joe’s

@cape_magnate truly criminal this only has one like

@cape_magnate i do have a gut feeling that it’s your destiny to be with a writer, but probs a dramatic one cause otherwise they’d be insecure about being less funny than you

@cape_magnate like damn if i could get residuals for queries i’ve written…

@cape_magnate u know i already have them on

it's friday, let me see some fangs! post ur pets!

@cape_magnate truly. people send me emails now and i have to tell them, oh, well you might as well have faxed that message to the moon