Sneakers O'Toole

welcome, pull up a chair

@yearningburning hope you have fun anyway! stay safe and whatnot

@kbyyru whomp whomp

got to see the dawn break!

@kbyyru you paying for my ticket?

@LillieLovesRush L take

a whole wall of ass, wowee

@yearningburning i do hate to be a stereotype, but it's always been black lipstick, band shirts, and fishnets.

@kbyyru what about clothing or styling? or scents

MEN (and other women enjoyers): what things do you find sexy/alluring on women? examples: black lingerie, back-length hair, bodycon dresses, certain scents

@Turningh8 bro the closest reasonably drivable show doesn't have Big Ass Truck this is the worst timeline

So sigma baller TikTok core

i'd rather have Indiana than Oklahoma any day

@yearningburning do yo thing!

@kbyyru that's true! I looked it up and they're only like $50 though and there are coupons everywhere too. I think I might just do it

trying to do a cost-benefit analysis for a spray tan before my trip next week. need someone to convince me to do it or NOT do it

You see this kind of thing in struggling lower-income Southern households, and it tells a very specific story. When life hasn't delivered much.... no wealth, no power, no real social standing.... some folks discover that white supremacy is basically a free membership card to a club that makes them feel superior without requiring any actual achievement. It's the world's laziest status symbol. The starter kit is always the same: *A Confederate flag honoring a war their ancestors lost badly 160 years ago. *A gun they'll never actually need. *A Bible they've never actually read. *And Fox News running 24/7 telling them they're REAL Americans.... unlike those fancy elitist Democrats who are secretly importing an army of replacement voters to steal their.... Their what exactly? Their Dollar General? Their 1987 Camaro on cinder blocks in the yard? FOX found the formula, and they never let go of it: Take a man who has nothing, tell him the reason he has nothing is because those people are taking it.... and suddenly he's not a struggling nobody. He's a soldier in a cultural war. He matters. He's relevant. He becomes a MAGA Warrior! And THAT.... ladies and gentlemen.... is precisely how a twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, 34-time felon, bankrupt New York con man who golfs at his own resorts became the hero of the working man. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. And I write this so that hopefully they will recognize what they have done and what they are doing and snap out of it..... I was born and raised in Appalachia ... These very people could be my relatives ..... but ... I .... got common sense from my granny ----- "question everything". VIA~Lee Murphy

@yearningburning fax

anyone who fumbles me is a flipping dumbass

Bugonia was cool, but Netflix slipped up with not having subtitles on one certain scene.

Me encanta demasiado la reacción del hurón cuando se da cuenta de la pelota que le cayó por detrás mientras perseguía otra

@yearningburning DM it to me

@kbyyru if I said what inspired this post I'd be beaten senseless by fans of this piece of popular media

you're allowed to say some things are lame and it does not make you a hater or too critical or cynical. some things are objectively lame and deserve to be dunked on

@r0siep0siepuddn Joplin, MO's EF5

Uhhhh fuck. Uhhh,, Oklahoma nineteen ninety something

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

on today's episode of "We Used To Be A Proper Country": Apple apparently stopped giving you stickers with new devices. like sure, a braided charging cable is cool *i guess* but it's not the same!

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