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illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸
@kcdanger
phoenix 🐦🔥 hair stylist at FLUX beauty parlor, a COVID conscious salon 😷✂️ ig: @hairbyphnx @fluxbeautyparlor
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Mayıs 2009
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the other week I walked into a grindr hookups's building, got a backrooms vibe, and turned right back around. not gonna get my ass
ava@westcoastwinter
If I went through that wall and took one look at the Backrooms, I’d say nope and immediately turn around
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we share a meal plan at work and unfortunately last week we did sit down and go "you know it might be nice to order some salads for a change"
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finally turned the sound on......and no one conveyed that she sounds like an old timey rascal
jordan@JordanUhl
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this is the best but I'm glad I didn't do it the other night so I could find out lindsay graham died
lolt64🕵️@lolt64
if youre a bit of a night owl, and you hit like 2 hours of nothingburger / mindless stupid shit before bed, consider watching a random movie youve been meaning to get around to or that youve heard about
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@sheenzesez apparently they're making them in philly these days
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I need a pussy-pussy, so diy just can never be enough which is why I must leave. Pussy requires paper
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wait was I supposed to do this
Lyn🦋@_ayandamay
It’s actually insane that running for class president at 17 means you’ve committed to planning your high school reunion at 27.
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this is actually so cunt (pun semi intended)
james@jms_tny
I once saw a hot hairy muscle gay on here who was so obsessed with being a bottom and identified with it so much that he very much so got bottom surgery without transitioning and it is one of the most psychologically charged and insane concepts I have ever encountered
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i actually don't turn away I just draw the curtain to give him privacy lol
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me: turning away when the bodega guy sells weed right outside the full length window that I cut hair behind
bodega guy: letting me grab something to eat when I have money
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well of course you’re boiling it
iggie@iggie404
a lot of "British food bad" boils down to classism
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personas normales: me gusta algo, creo que me compraré un póster
peruanos: FAMILIA, LES PRESENTO A ERLING HAALAND QUISPE YUPANQUI
Indie 505@Indie5051
Perú es ahora el país con más bebés nombrados en honor a Erling Haaland en el mundo. Más de 500 bebés recién nacidos en Perú han sido nombrados en honor al jugador noruego: al menos 468 con Haaland y 91 con el nombre completo Erling Haaland.
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@blamsamran totally! I just feel like the policy shouldn't exist in general
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they make everyone do this when they legally change their name but if I were them I'd take out a really really big one. also you shouldn't have to do this
New York Post@nypost
Brad Pitt’s kids Zahara and Maddox take out newspaper ads to officially drop ‘Pitt’ from last name trib.al/JJmCQIa
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By "every nation" he mainly just means one, and yes it's the one you're thinking of.
ESPN@espn
Gianni Infantino confirmed that FIFA will discuss expanding the men's World Cup to 64 teams after the 2026 tournament, saying every nation should have the chance to dream of playing at football's biggest event. spr.ly/6013BET7yS
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argentina is really something. how do you manage to have have a territorial dispute with Britain in which *you* are the aggressor
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@greatestdisease I think maybe these two women should never be in the same room
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even though this lady is a bitch i think it is actually a bigger faux pas to have a child in your wedding and not invite the mother
rue🌿@Ruesavatar
All my friends have, in turn, been scandalized to learn that I was not invited to the wedding my daughter was the flower girl for. 😹 I wasn’t surprised, the bride has hated me from the moment she saw me. The trope that mean girls are hot is wrong, it is always the lower mids.
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