Josh Platt

@shervetsel @goosefungus @suchnerve For a car, $7k is fairly cheap. Note, I got a loan for the car, I did not pay cash. I was paying ~$160/month. Slightly less than I was paying for gas.

@kchookupfun @goosefungus @suchnerve Am I too poor to consider 7k cheap?

Motor oil shortage? Public transit users and EV drivers win yet again! (Electric cars don’t need oil changes + it’s much easier for a government to get something during a shortage than it is for an individual)

@suchnerve @goosefungus My sample size of one says that this will be true.

@kchookupfun @goosefungus Funnily enough, used EVs being so cheap is because of the general public’s ignorance - specifically, thinking an EV battery must only be good for a few years like a phone battery, even though that’s not true. EV batteries regularly last 20+ years or even 30+, similar to engines.

@goosefungus @suchnerve Used EV's for the last decade or so have been fairly cheap. I got my EV almost a decade ago for about $7k. And then I had a trade in to lower that even more.

@suchnerve too bad EVs are prohibitively expensive unless you want to go into 10 years of really bad, ugly debt

@suchnerve Hehehe... Rub it

Invisible Ink effect means iMessage is actually the best way to send nudes! (The photo/video is blurred until you rub it)

@suchwhisper Dr. Strange wishes he operated at your level

@suchwhisper Slow charge means longer battery life. Gimme that slow charge for at home everyday.

@suchwhisper Don't let facts get in the way of a bad story.

@suchwhisper I like the other side of that coin. Are you actually a Dom or just so much of a sub that'll you'll do it for them?

@suchwhisper Only thing that would be funnier is creating an alt for another account you have but with a ü or ê in the user name. Follow those people, let them get access to that account. And it's just hundreds of tweets saying "you fucking thought huh?"

@suchwhisper It's always wild to me when I see your tweet shared anywhere else how negative some people get. Just crazy to me that people will get so upset at a tweet talking about how you like creampies and making butter. Settle down Internet.

@heyrebekavesk Hi

@suchnerve So you're saying he owns a home?

Fastest ick I’ve ever been given was when I showed a guy’s selfie to a friend like “Isn’t he hot” and she said “He looks like he skins women alive in his basement” and suddenly I couldn’t unsee it… instantaneous desiccation

@suchnerve Some people think these puns are grating, but personally it's leaving me in shreds

(encouraging person to continue making cheese puns) don’t brie shy, you’re parmesan a roll

@heyrebekavesk Hey there

@suchnerve The questions I expect when you finally pick up. Question 1: How did it happen? Question 2: How the fuck did you get my number?

Gonna be soooooo mad at y’all if nobody calls me repeatedly when it finally happens, and only stops when I tweet about it

The rest of this lesson on heat transfer is now available

@suchnerve Followed up with, "no I mean like a real athlete. Not $insertTheirExampleOfWhyThey'reAthletic"

you could probably ragebait most guys pretty effectively with questions like “do you ever wish you were athletic”

@suchnerve And here I was thinking you were actually a team of 3 PsyOps agents in a trench coat

My pinned tweet is because of how much more common it’s gradually been becoming for people to talk to me like I’m not a person 🤪 (HARDLY just happening to me!! Many people get this way worse!!!!)

@suchnerve I used to do martial arts. I have never been more turned on than when a girl I was flirting with wanted to show me some things she learned in her jiujitsu class.

and it’s unclear what level of violence is being fantasized about here. are we just talking smacks? what about kicks? how hard? and aimed where? what about closed-fist punching? what about blunt-force bludgeoning with weapons?

concerning how many of you would respond incredibly well to a beautiful woman flirtatiously offering to beat the absolute shit out of you

Sometimes people lament that I "got political" and just so nobody gets confused here: I have ALWAYS been politically outspoken. My life is political. I do not care if that makes you not like me. Fuck ICE, Fuck Israel, Fuck Trump, and Fuck the Pedophilic Elite