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@ryanhallyall And remember the three rules of a storm.

Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi, it is that time of the week again. Wednesday is looking a bit spicy with severe weather possible. Keep your boots ready just in case.

@WarOnDumb @aldotcom Our government should be color blind. Not sure why you stick around here if it’s such a bad place. Roll your pants up higher and start hiking.

Eleven hours. That’s how long it took after SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act for Alabama to do Alabama things.

@TiffanyFong I used to when I was a kid. Since I grew up I now call them knockers.

who the fuck calls titties “cannons” ?

@GovernorKayIvey Remove food sales tax altogether. Also remove the fuel tax you added a few years back. Please get the maps redrawn. If you cant then consider stepping down and let others govern. @CoachForGov

🚨: The state grocery tax holiday for May and June goes into effect TODAY! 🛒 When we can cut taxes and provide some relief to the hardworking people of this state, I am all for it. I’m grateful to Rep. James Lomax and Sen. Arthur Orr for sponsoring the legislation. #alpolitics

@GovernorKayIvey @ALEAprotects Call a session. Be a leader and fix the real problems.

I had a productive meeting with @ALEAprotects Secretary Hal Taylor and other ALEA leaders to discuss the impact of MACS in our Capital City. Public safety is a top priority for my Administration, and it will continue to be a focus throughout the remainder of my term. #alpolitics

A band of thunderstorms with strong winds will be moving into Washington County in SW Alabama soon… radar suggests winds are over 50 mph with the storm now.

@ryanhallyall Time we brought closure to the myths @ryanhallyall @spann

The nicest weather in the USA today will be between Seattle, WA and Portland, OR.

@TaraBull Looks like he stepped on a pack of hot dogs. I bet he could open a beer with them digits.

No socks with boots is crazy

@SoveyX Is asking if you like American food ok or not?

Being Korean in America is answering the same question over and over, like I’m trapped in a very polite glitch.

@LangmanVince Reminds me of Ozzy’s last show where he sang from a recliner wearing Velcro shoes. That is how we will remember the icons.

Why is David Lee Roth doing this to himself?

@LangmanVince Looking more like a hop nowadays.

@realtalkstruth Crazy as it sounds pickled anything also deviled eggs.

What’s one food you’ll never get tired of?

@AmazingPopPod Reminds me of styrofoam cup from the 80s

What is this dudes favorite band?

@PlanetOfMemes Bobby… it burns when I pee now.

Caption this image of RFK, Jr. and AOC.

@3YearLetterman @DaveRamsey I fond it best to use a store card. I got one from tj max that I keep open.

@DaveRamsey Dean I disagree. Carrying a credit card balance is good for your credit store That’s why mine starts with a 6

How to cancel a credit card: 1. Cut it up 2. Pay off the balance. 3. Call the credit card company and cancel the card/account. 4. Get a copy of the cancellation confirmation in writing. 5. NEVER look back.

@Hot_Pepper76 Hard tie between Alf and knight rider. Tuesdays on ABC rocked.

Out of all the sitcoms from the 70s and 80s, which one was your favorite, the one you never wanted to miss?

@schiz04renic Ernest P. Worrell before he got international fame and a household name recognition. Mid 80s.

have you ever met a celebrity?

@TheKevinDalton I read somewhere that rectal herpes causes muscle spasms. Not sure if that is it, I will and try to find the article.

What causes Gavin Newsom to move like this?

@HansFiene What about crocs? They are like stylish flip flops with UV protection. Cargo shorts are great since they have all the pockets.

Grown men should largely avoid wearing shorts and should never wear flip flops

@ronsterd89 Mix candy corn with salted peanuts and microwave to soften it up. Taste just like a baby Ruth. Try it.

the worst candy of all time and no, it can’t be candy corn. 😆