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@PerpetualCow Wagyu taking over

@PerpetualCow @Techno_Revenant Fixedfloat is trash, they’ve frozen many orders for me as well. Even if you get some coins directly from fixed float and send it back they still have a chance of getting frozen. Emails with support also is little to no help in my scenario. Scammers if you ask me

Whenever I see stories like this I can only think that they should have used Wagyu. @Techno_Revenant is a privacy enthusiast billionaire and even he can't stop FF from stealing his money. Do you think they will be easier on you?

@PerpetualCow Good thread

@PerpetualCow Yeah that would be nice lol, I have been waiting for support for over 12 hours

I've gotten at least 1000 DMs on Telegram the last couple days so I'm behind on a lot of them. Please bump me if you had issues with jup limit order etc. @PerpetualCow I'll spend the entire day going through everyone starting in a couple hours.

@PerpetualCow Still have not got my tokens from the order I created 10 hours ago lol

You can say what you want about $COW but the mechanism works. More tokens are bought back everyday. Eventually this number will approach a limit and chart will show it. You can't fight math. It just takes time. But I am patient. Holders are patient too. Holders > Traders PVE Runners > PVP

@jtkantor Embarrassingly I think I missed this! Thanks for playing it anyway :) What song was it?

@ke Coming up shortly.

@VicVijayakumar How about a ban based on birth year? Ex. cigarettes are banned for people born after 2020.

My 4-point plan to drastically improve the health & lifespan of Americans: 1. More mixed use zoning. Grocery stores, & cafes every corner, higher density housing everywhere. 2. Ban cigarettes, increase taxes on alcohol 3. Universal healthcare 4. Gas is now $10/gallon

Happy New Year!

@kenhewage @KehanRajapakse 👋

@KehanRajapakse @ke yep he has joined in 2009, imagine that 😂

Moments before finding out be like : @ke

@1Password Is it possible to lock certain logins from being updated/moved using 1Password for Teams?

@d_feldman It’s hard to Phineas Gage how I would react.

@anildash But I'm rate limited from revoking apps :)

@ruralalberta I thought the opening to Plague Dogs was @billorcutt 🙂🤘

@teej_m fly.io/docs/rails/get…

Is there a hosting+tech stack nowadays that supports websockets without a lot of BS? Heroku is off the table. Not afraid to pay, but I want to pay for a seamless experience.

@alexisohanian The Red Sox need all the help they can get, so thank you.

I wear this hat and people think it's a blue Red Sox hat 😞 and not the Brooklyn Dodgers hat it actually is.

Current situation: sitting in the car in the garage so 2mo can cry at me without waking up rest of the house

@geepytee @soren_iverson twitter.com/mohamedattahri…

@soren_iverson These idea tweets started as jokes, but this one is genius and genuinely useful

A Zapier automation for when you die.

@jkupferman Nest Protect does that. They’ve been finicky/annoying at times, but that has been a great feature. support.google.com/googlenest/ans…

Pitch: a smoke detector with a “warning” mode to let you know it will probably go off soon. Or really, to turn on the fan because you are cooking.

@NoahKahan “Monkey fighting” or “Monday-to-Friday” for motherfuckers youtu.be/z4t6zNZ-b0A

I have to sing a clean version of “Homesick” on live TV next week. I need to change the words “motherfuckers” and “bullshit”. Give me your ideas for substitutes. Most liked (as long as it’s not ridiculous) will be sung on Live TV. Let’s go

@jjimenezlema @scott_scharl Wild results here, simply wild. I'm with @jjimenezlema 👆

@scott_scharl The only valid answer is right index finger

⌨️ TYPING POLL Which finger do you use to type the letter "B" ?