@keemonupnext

Y’all think Ima get canceled in the future for what I post on here?

Only way I can sleep is naked. Naked af.

A man being in competition with another man is a weak n!gga sport

Next person play with me, ima blind fold em then drop them off at a NTTV audition with a “hit me” sign taped to they back

@lordisms Who is we???

We fuckin feet now that’s why

you the brith certificate

I ask God to forgive you for the shi you did me 💯

and yes i got ADHD (A Dangerously Huge Dick)

when i’m peeing and realize i’m drunk

why do people never gossip about how you helped them 😭

@Slatt2Trimm We all need a fun hoe in our lives 🤞🏾😩

Hoes are the ultimate antidepressants…you can never stay sad around them.

laid up wit sum so strict please don’t hit “notify anyway” tn lol

nobody: me: lemme check the jail roster and see if i recognize anyone

@Ludathygoat I don’t mind

Scrolling through Twitter is basically accepting that you might see someone’s whole coochie at any moment.

i think its so weird to post your kid and dick/pussy on the same application

@blueberrycvm Lit him up

when that gas station pills 💊 kick in

It’s me for your birthday 🤣 #htx

I hate Mondays

Do not come to my twitter trying to put 2 & 2 together