Keith Anderson

Ok. I’m out. It has been a good run. Peace.

Jabba the toad living his best life

It *should* be called: "The Muppets Take The Manhattan Project"

Someone make a "How It Would Have Ended" series, where creators drink and explain how their canceled series would have ended, and we get to watch actors play out the roles in someone's backyard or whatever

"There is no X. There is only Zuul."

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

Remember, when a company pays you late, they’re taking an interest-free loan and forcing you to shoulder the financial burden of any fees it may incur through the form of your own late fees and missed bill payments.

It's always "here's how the strike could inconvenience you" and never "here's how the rapacious profiteering of capitalists is drowning billions of people in misery"

Reminder that framing a strike but not serial wage theft and exploitation as costly to the economy is pure employer propaganda.

I make no apologies. I had to draw it to get it out of my brain. #GrimaceShake

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

you there, boy! what microblogging app is this?

OK I'm gonna tweet one more time before I retire for the evening. Can we close a state before the 24 hour mark? $30 for Nevada $40 for DC $60 for Arizona or Nebraska $90 for Tennessee or Oregon $150 for Michigan $180 for Florida Donate here: givebutter.com/US_Science_2023

when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend. URGING you to consider firework alternatives: - screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky - dropping a stack of large books on the floor - wrapping a toga around a candle - play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

"You say yes, and you never do it" Mel Brooks on dealing with studio executives...

What distinguishes this moment in media is that for the past 20 years the assumption was that we were in a transition from print to online media and now it's clear that online media is dying and we don't seem to be transitioning into anything. Just less. washingtonpost.com/media/2023/06/…

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

not sure anything has ever summarized trump’s aesthetic better than a bathroom full of crimes with chandeliers and a tension rod shower curtain