Keith A Pearson

Pinned post. (Yes, again. I’m persistent.) If you enjoy quirky mysteries, time-travel weirdness, and flawed but lovable characters… pull up a chair. All my books are available in ebook, paperback, and audiobook formats + Kindle Unlimited. Start here 👉 amzn.to/2wdhGfW

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@DebraHo56974547 @goodreads Currently reading it - akin to lying in a warm bath. 😊

@goodreads Theo of Golden I know it’s a big seller, but it’s a book absolutely everyone should read, and I imagine the “literati” have poo-pooed it.

Which underrated book deserves way more attention?

@henridobbs_ @GuidoFawkes Legislate Fine Ban That's the playbook - one platform at a time until all dissenting voices are silenced.

@GuidoFawkes Can someone run me through how they'd even enforce the fine? Surely Ofcom know that 4Chan are unlikely to pay this - are they just trying to get the site banned?

Ofcom Fines 4chan £520,000, Lawyer Responds With Picture of Giant Hamster order-order.com/2026/03/19/ofc…

With AI, it takes… - 15 minutes to draft a business contract - 20 minutes to build a website - 30 minutes to write a 10,000-word report In England, it takes 17 WEEKS to buy/sell a property. If all parties adopted AI (with human oversight), it'd take 24 to 72 hours. 🤔

@GuidoFawkes There's so much I could say about this, but I think it only requires one word: Prick.

Miliband Tells Pubs to Serve Warmer Beer to Cut Costs order-order.com/2026/03/17/mil…

@SteveyAsp Basic rule in business: if you want more customers and you don't have an unlimited advertising budget, either make your product better or make it cheaper. Our product is poor and the cost is too high.

Another thread on how to increase attendances at Aldershot, I've seen loads of them over the years and the only answer is to build a team that consistently in the play-offs and vying for promotion.

With my old website looking a bit dated, I decided to design a brand new one. If you're so inclined, feel free to wander around my virtual aisles... keithapearson.co.uk

@Julespickford @AdamEcclesBooks I seem to recall it was @AdamEcclesBooks who had the beef with marzipan. Personally, I'm a big fan of the Bakewell Tart.

@keithapearson @AdamEcclesBooks You’re welcome. Your best yet. Hug welcome but swap the custard creams for a Battenberg …… I know …..this will start abuse about marzipan!

If I could, I'd give everyone who five-starred 'The Last Stop Video Shop' a big hug and a packet of custard creams, just to show my gratitude. That would be a little impractical (and possibly weird for some of you), so instead, please accept my humble but heartfelt thanks. You're all amazing! ❤️

@MarionBrowne42 😂Canyon pre-repair 'Health & Safety' checks, no doubt.

@keithapearson Same with road tax, what the hell are we paying for when the roads are such a mess 🤷‍♀️ Had canyons down a slip road here for years, cones out every night this week, no idea what for as cones now gone again but the canyon remains untouched.

Every year, this bill goes up by more than the rate of inflation. Every. Bastard. Year. Another tax on money you've already paid tax on. This country is really starting to piss me off. The harder you work, the more they take. 😡

@vikaspgoel That'd be a great feature for tax. 😏

Wow. Zepto’s new refund flow is basically a morality test. “Your item wasn’t perfect. Pick the refund amount that feels fair” Trusting the customer to be honest. That’s some bold UX. Well played.

Good news! 🥳 Inspired by our Government, I've decided NOT to raise the price of my books to £52.99, saving you £50.00 on every book you purchase. Now, let me bask in your gratitude... 😏

Those plans are now limited to half a Peroni. 😒

For the 22 seconds between opening the email and logging into my account, I had big plans...

@GuidoFawkes "Low enough." Two words that perfectly define the gaping reality divide between politicians and the general public.

WATCH: Reeves Insists Fuel Prices Are Low Enough to Proceed With 5p Hike order-order.com/2026/03/10/wat…

@Julespickford That guy's voice just gives me the serious ick! He's up there with Shakira and Joe Dolce. 😏

@keithapearson What is wrong with you? It’s a classic. I have gone right off you. 😤Get a Clement book out and I might forgive you….. fuming of Oxford!

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

@markSmith0 I'd love to say it was all some genius plan from the beginning. If it makes you feel any better, you're definitely not the first to miss the connection.

@keithapearson Genuinely sitting here at 1am thinking about it for the last 30 minutes. I shouldn't've had that second whisky. An Easter Egg that only I missed. When I wrote to you and said, there's a story there (as in a sequel), I didn't realise the story was literally already there!

@keithapearson You might be able to solve a debate I'm having with someone about the end of Tuned Out and who turns up... but I don't want to do a spoiler on X! Is it who he claims it is? Without giving anything away

@markSmith0 To be honest, mate, Tuned Out wasn't originally going to be part of The '86 Fix series but as the story unfolded, an idea took seed...

@keithapearson Shit! I think I read them in the wrong order. That's blown my tiny mind tonight!