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@EdwardJDavey But you’re ok with him flying astronauts into space 😵‍💫😂

Ed Miliband must step in and bar Tesla from holding an energy licence. Elon Musk is a threat to our national security and clearly not a fit person to operate in our energy industry. We can’t have the lights go out because he’s having a strop on X.

@Rainmaker1973 That’s a herring-gull not a seagull 👍

Seagulls know that if they drop crustaceans from above many times, the food will come out.

@AshBoxing2025 Can for three in Grimsby 👍

Who needs a "Chippy" 🤪 Chips - £1.89 - ALDI Fish - £3.75 - ALDI Peas - 38p - ALDI English Curry - £3.50 - Local Butchers #Chippy #Cod #Fish #Chips #Curry

@antmiddleton Edinburgh does not have a Mayor 👍

The Mayor of Englands Capital, London should be native English! The Mayor of Scotlands Capital, Edinburgh should be a native Scot! The Mayor of Wales Capital, Cardiff should be native Welsh! There should be zero dilution within these roles. It has been a proven catastrophic failure and therefore must be reversed. The Great British people, you literally have our nations future in the palm of your hands. And if you want to do something about it, YOU CAN by voting me in as your next Englishman London Mayor before you lose that right all together! I will preserve our identity, our culture, heritage and traditions and uphold the standards of our law and order to the highest degree. I will be a constant in the British political realm for the next 25 years plus. We must not and cannot give our Capital City away in May of 2028. The power is still in our hands (for now). 🫡🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@elonmusk Can you import ChatGPT data to Grok? Been using GPT for a while and would be cool if Grok could import, analyse and give feedback on GPT’s responses

Grok 4.20 is getting good at engineering

@MsBin117 Read the opening line carefully, it clearly says “young MEN” you don’t qualify buttercup 👍

We've gotta ban old people from voting

@StellaTheMagus @cassiemoans_ He was confused because there was a man dressed as a girl in the MALE toilets 👍

As a trans girl, l use the woman's bathroom when I'm out & about. I have for three years now.. I thought id take the time to share a list of all the times other woman have had a problem with me being there, 1. They havent.. not once. Ever.

@Rainmaker1973 Gout 😵‍💫

Tell one?

@Royston56428882 Hope that’s not you’re private bedroom sock 🧦 👀😂

Emmas birthday tomorrow thoughtful me an likes a bargain seen this ironing board on TEMU £3.99 fucking size on it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Idarabasimi Your math don’t work 😵‍💫

I am a young girl of 26 years who got married in December. My husband told me he was 34 years old when we were dating. Today, I was going through his file and documents and saw his passport where his birth year was stated as 1972. This means he is 51 years old. I have been crying since I stumbled on this. When I confronted, he said age is just a number and that he didn't know he was up to 51 years old. Can you imagine? In 10 years, he will be 61 years old while I will be 36 years. He has apologised but will I ever forgive myself for making this type of mistake? I rejected a 37 year-old man, 51 year-old man deceived me and married me. Will I ever forget about this? Should I go for a divorce? I never planned for this type of life. Not that he is rich, I only married him to build with him.

@OneOutof4 Marillion fronted by Fish or Derek Dick! My mate bought an old farm landrover that was last owned by Derek, old series 3 landy good times

This British band formed in Aylesbury in 1979 and released ‘Kayleigh’ in 1985. It hit #2 and stayed on the UK singles chart for 14 weeks. 👉🏻 What’s the name of the band?

@YvetteCooperMP Who? And why do we have to be involved in so much of everybody’s shit? 💩

I’m delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah has arrived in the UK and is with his family. Alaa’s case has been a top priority for our Government and I welcome President Sisi’s granting of this pardon. I pay tribute to Alaa’s family for their tireless determination to be reunited.

@Royston56428882 @JustEmmalouise Brilliant news Roy, life is fragile so enjoy it mate 👍❤️

The calls 📞 come early, what a Christmas present for us IVE HAD THE ALL CLEAR IM IN REMISSION CANCER FREE .cried with my consultant on the phone it was just the best call ive ever received thank you manchester NHS From me and emma 🙏🏻🥳🎅🎄❤️ @JustEmmalouise

@Thunda007 @RedLipRiots @LeeAndersonMP_ It’s disgusting because it’s possible, benefit system is broken 👍

@RedLipRiots @LeeAndersonMP_ Stop talking shite. This "family" won't even exist as it's the most extremely rare cherry picked example anybody could come up with. They're playing you like a fiddle and if you're dumb and ignorant enough to let them .. well, that's on you

A Benefit Scandal. A family with three children living in Tower Hamlets can be eligible to claim over £82k a year in benefits! Almost double the gross household income in the UK! Both parents out of work and not looking for work, both claiming to be carers, both receiving PIP for back injuries, both non-UK nationals that haven't worked and paid NI for more than 6 months in the last 2 years, one child diagnosed with ADHD. They are eligible to claim UC, PIP, Carer’s Allowance, Child Benefit, Council Tax Support and more… This isn’t a one off hypothetical example. Countless families are out of work not looking for employment while hardworking taxpayers foot their bills and lifestyles. Do you think this is fair, do you make more than £80k a year? Source Adam Smith Insitute.

@Royston56428882 Yeah mate, glad it put a wee smile on yer face 👍

@keithcdb This off you??

Afternoon nap 😴 first time ive come to bed since February 🛌 💤

@Royston56428882 Rest yer cuppa on it, rest your can on it mate but rest up and get well soon big guy. Aw the best fi us in scotchland 🍻

And who sent me this prezzie ? Thank you so much absolutely love it made me smile 😃 ❤️

@Rainmaker1973 None…. Let her learn

What advice would you give?

@MrBrum43 I don’t hate you and I’m Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🖕😂

I know they hate us but I’m properly behind the jocks tonight. Unreal goal from McTominey 🙌🏻⚽️