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someone just referred to August as "next week" and I almost fell out of my chair

Can I pay my rent in toilet paper next month or

@MaylorTac @eggo No such thing

How many @eggo waffles is too many #eggo waffles???

Imagine feeling the need to steal hand sanitizer a month ago #CoronavirusPandemic #COVD19

Let’s spread positivity this #InternationalWomensDay and say #FTHATandLaugh to #Mansplaining

HISTORY instead of HERSTORY? I say #FTHATandLaugh. Let’s share women’s voices and spread positivity this #WomensHistoryMonth #InternationalWomensDay

Me showing up to work 5 minutes early for the first time ever

@brieeemurphh @FriendsTV YES YES YES

So clearly I’ve had @FriendsTV on in the background all day

I move my own furniture. #TheBachelorette

RmfT

When you take a trip to the Year 3000.

@FlyCleaners You lost my clothes on June 16th, order #834720 and have failed to follow up even though I've called and emailed. Please respond ASAP

@davidjsalama Hi- hoping maybe you can help- your company lost my clothes 14 days ago. I've email and called and no one has gotten back to me. This is RIDICULOUS - and i expect to be compensated for my lost clothes. Can we PLEASE resolve this ASAP!

You ever get so hungover that you start looking up tombstones for yourself

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How INCREDIBLE is this shot of a plane and the #supermoon last night?

DO NOT RACE THROUGH YOUR YOUTH THE WAY YOU RACE THROUGH YOUR FAMILY'S DATA PLAN

BEYOND PROUD of @fischyfacee !!! You are such a STAR #employed

"Love is love is love is love is love, and love cannot be killed or swept aside. " #tonys2016 #prayfororlando

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