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Kelly Anelons

@kellyanelons

Comedy writer. Still trying to learn the difference between teal and turquoise. Can I pet your dog?

Always lost. Always. Katılım Ekim 2010
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Kelly Anelons
Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
“Hi. I need a lipstick for my mom.” Ulta: Sure. What color does she like? “No you misunderstand. The lipstick goes on my face so my mom looks at it and assumes I have my shit together.” Ulta: Oh honey, I got you. This shade’s called Lady Danger. “I’LL TAKE IT.”
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
@RWWFilm @FilmFreeway The screenplay. We’re also in pre-production on a proof-of-concept short for it. Crazy and fun process.
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
We're celebrating a little good news. Big thank you to our draft readers aka the Typo Titans and of course, Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Festival. And thank you, @FilmFreeway for the fun dashboard announcement. :) #screenwriting
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
@jakethornton Excellent. I think this is the support group for me. If you could just point me to the cookies.
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Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸
Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸@jakethornton·
I spent the first part of the day in a pretty morose state, thinking I have no talent, I’ll never work again, and what’s even the point. And then I figured out that script problem so I’m good now.
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Sam Tahhan@TahhanSolo·
This wonderful woman has been my rep for years. And the @LAPDHQ just did this to her when she was WALKING HOME. If you think America is being made great again, you can fuck right off.
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
@LukeBarnett Just got back from the Stowe Story Labs Retreat in Connemara, Ireland. Came home with a new comedy script and many many photos of sheep. Many photos.
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ʟᴜᴋᴇ ʙᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴛ@LukeBarnett·
It’s Sunday. I wanna hear the best thing that happened for you this week. Did you start a new project? Switch jobs? Go on a trip? Read a good book? Great date? Don’t be shy, brag a little.
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
On my flight to London, passengers & crew worked together to SOLVE AN IN-FLIGHT MYSTERY…whose freaking phone was blasting classical music. And not the good kind but that baroque stuff that precedes an attack by a demon-possessed babydoll. I’m full-on Jessica Fletcher now.
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
GUYS GUYS GUYS. We’re going to Ireland! Prepare for me to be INSUFFERABLE. Ex: saying words like insufferable. You’ve been warned. Thanks to everyone who read drafts for us and told us to keep going even after the cookies ran out! #screenwriting #scriptchat
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
Crying into a bag of Oreos and writing my memoirs the way my parents always feared
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Rebecca@rebeccawwrites·
every woman writing comedy isn't writing "the next Fleabag" & every woman writing dark comedy/horror isn't "the next Emerald Fennell". The way we speak of female creatives is so tedious & limiting, we are much more than copies. We aren't "the next", we are our own voices
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
How much emotional pressure does the human body need to endure before it turns into a diamond?
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
They said “clean out your email to lessen your anxiety.” Results: Very important emails deleted: 1 Outdated emails answered: 1 Draft accidentally sent: 1 Yay productivity.😵‍💫 #writing
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
IT FINALLY HAPPENED. I was on a plane when they paged for a doctor. Shout out to the @JetBlue 888 crew and the doctor who stood almost the whole 5hrs caring for the very ill passenger. I hope the passenger, the crew, and the doctor all get a much needed rest.
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
Hello! It’s a tepid 400°F here in L.A. Dogs are wearing heat-resistant booties. All the coffees are iced. Traffic is extra cranky. Found a shady spot to write pages & prep for our general mtg tomorrow. Please…I beg the gods of 1st look deals…let the cafe be air conditioned!
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
@Theperfectdark Oh my god. You’re right! I’m gonna put on my yellow rain slicker and climb on through. Somebody check on me in a few weeks. :P
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
We took out our clothes dryer to replace it, except the new one isn’t coming until next week and now there’s a deep, dark hole in our wall…so anyway, does anyone want to interview me for a horror movie about a woman who finds a Hell portal behind her clothes dryer?
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
Re: Hollywood general meetings… Ask me to snag you a napkin while we’re on line in a coffee shop, I’ll give you napkins PLUS a concise, hilarious rundown of who I am AND what I’m doing today. In a general mtg? I forget my own name for the first 90 seconds. #writerslife
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
@storyandplot Thanks! I think the message here for all writers is….cookies win things. :P
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Kelly Anelons@kellyanelons·
Whenever I’m waiting for big news like a comp announcement, I always have an awesome cookie ready. If I don't win….I still get a treat! You can tell by my face that I fully expected to just eat my consolation cookie. 😳 But we won!
Stage 32 Script Services@Stage32Scripts

WATCH: The winners of the @Stage32 2nd Annual Grown Up Movies contest, Kelly & Megan Anelons, react to winning their first screenwriting competition as a mother/daughter writing team! Big congrats! 👏 🎉 🏆 #screenwriting #screenwritingtwitter #Stage32writers #Stage32WritesMore

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