kelly leighton

Accurate post-marathon portrayal.

CONNER MANTZ WINS THE HOUSTON HALF AND BREAKS THE AMERICAN RECORD IN 59:17! 🇺🇸 Battled all the way to the finish line and just beat out Ethiopia's Addisu Gobena by a lean. WOW!

@kghowells11 It was the coolest moment ever!!

@kellyleighton You're famous!

@kellyleighton did you get an email read in the 9/5 ep of My Favorite Murder??

OH MY GOD!!! WORLD RECORD!!! KENYA'S RUTH CHEPNGETICH SMASHES THE WOMEN'S MARATHON WORLD RECORD IN 2:09:57 AT THE CHICAGO MARATHON. The first-ever woman to run under 2:10 in history. Incredible. #ChicagoMarathon

Shapiro forgot his ID and couldn't buy his spiked lemonade.

I hope George W. Bush surprises the DNC tonight and I hope his opening line is, "I want to thank Donald Trump for making me America's second worst President."

build build build

Lololololololol who signed me up for this and too bad they couldn’t get to the edits in time.

MEN'S 5000M FINAL, RESULTS: Jakob Ingebrigtsen showcases an unparalleled final lap to win Olympic gold in the 5000, running 13:13.66! Grant Fisher collects his second bronze of these Games. 1. 🇳🇴 Jakob Ingebrigtsen - 13:13.66 2. 🇰🇪 Ronald Kwemoi - 13:15.04 3. 🇺🇸 Grant Fisher - 13:15.13 4. 🇪🇷 Dominic Lokinyomo Lobalu - 13:15.27 5. 🇪🇹 Hagos Gebrhiwet - 13:15.32 6. 🇪🇹 Biniam Mehary - 13:15.99 7. 🇰🇪 Edwin Kurgat - 13:17.18 8. 🇧🇪 Isaac Kimeli - 13:18.10 9. 🇺🇸 Graham Blanks - 13:18.67 10. 🇰🇪 Jacob Krop - 13:18.68 11. 🇧🇪 John Heymans - 13:19.25 12. 🇫🇷 Yann Schrub - 13:20.63 13. 🇳🇱 Mike Foppen - 13:21.56 14. 🇪🇹 Addisu Yihune - 13:22.33 15. 🇪🇸 Thierry Ndikumwenayo - 13:24.07 16. 🇫🇷 Hugo Hay - 13:26.71 SB 17. 🇳🇴 Narve Gilje Nordås - 13:31.34 18. 🇦🇺 Stewart McSweyn - 13:31.38 19. 🇪🇷 Dawit Seare - 13:31.50 20. 🇺🇬 Oscar Chelimo - 13:31.56 21. 🇬🇧 George Mills - 13:32.32 22. 🇨🇦 Thomas Fafard - 13:49.69 #Paris2024 #Olympics #Athletics

GRANT FISHER

Made my four-year-old watch the men’s 1500 final and his first response after the epic finish was “ok, can I watch gymnastics now?”

Send medics. I’m dead.

Trying to keep up with all political updates and track and field Olympics news

As embarrassing as it gets

Oh hi hello. We are 4+ years into a lovely neighborhood but I just wish someone told us the high school band practices in our backyard in the summer.

Look, a lot has happened in the last few weeks, but I just want to make sure we never forget this.

No bad ideas in a brainstorm?

@kastings No idea! It was my meal at a wedding, no one at the table would try it.

@kellyleighton Well? What was it?

What…. Is this