Stone Cold Soup Austin

@JimsNoGood Had a crush many moons ago who worked at a 4am— one single 7am “hey you still up?” text killed it

My crush isn’t interested and that’s ok because it means I don’t have to hang out at bars that are open until 4AM anymore.

Perhaps a barbecue restaurant that doesn’t let you pick out the exact slab of ribs before smoking them for 48 hours and you just sit there waiting

idk does it bum you out when you go to a Michelin starred italian restaurant and the bay leaf being added to 16-hour gravy isn’t right in front of you?

Idk does it bum you out when you go to dunkies and the coffea seeds aren’t roasted in front of you?

Hate getting texted to come in early for work like your poor scheduling shan’t cut into my taking a shit while listening to the new Fetty Wap album time

The prophecy has been fulfilled

@murphsound It was so cold and windy I didn’t leave my seat but I’ll wear it again Monday against the Angels and send proof!

@kellymcpheeee need photos

There’s still mustard on my Iowa Caucuses jersey from last season. I promise to get more on it today @murphsound 🫡

If they win the Elite 8 I’m getting a “I Am My Own Muse” tattoo, once again it’s a promise and a threat

Quite literally the Illinois fans yelling at the Iowa fans rn

I am very excited to eat a steamed Vienna Beef hot dog and drink a crispy Old Style beer in the Budweiser Bleachers while watching the Baby Bears frolick in their enclosure tomorrow at 1:20pm CST

In 2003, Fall Out Boy released their unofficial debut album, Evening Out With Your Girlfriend. The band was dissatisfied with its entire existence, and never labeled it a real album. Anyway, here's "Homesick at Space Camp" live on Halloween, 2003

@JimsNoGood The largest perk of working across the street from Paulina Meat Market

I should be allowed to leave work and get a big sandwich.

I hope you never get off Fridays and you work at a Fridays and it’s always busy on Fridays: by fallout boy

I still mourn this @BuschBeer

this is going to ruin the tour

…fuck, that’s a dallas blanket

Me reiterating for the 100th time to my Eagles bf that Nebraska is our Dallas

Am I God’s favorite? No. However, Jesus notoriously loved slutty poor people sooo uhhhhh

Incredible. This is the moment the Cubs announced the PCA extension.