Kelly Klein

@DeionSanders been a buffs fan for 35 years. Thank you for resurrecting this program. From the bottom of my heart, thank you

@Activision give @NICKMERCS a break. Who are you to judge moral compass. youtu.be/uohF0cqjlmE

@AllVolTalk @CUBarstool It was Dumbass

No words for that game It’s a new era

@Whoppers I’m absolutely devastated. I found not one, but two Halloween whoppers™️ with only two whoppers™️ inside. I feel like I’ve been robbed. I never tweet any more but this is an outrage!

Is it me or is 2023 like 1973 all over again? The end of muscle cars as we know it. Kiss the hellcat and zo6 goodbye the same way our parents did to the 454s and 426 hemis in their time. @Dodge @chevrolet

@Dodge why can’t I turn off the traction control in my 4500? What moron though that was a good idea? Just spent 2 hours getting drug up a hill because your engineers are incompetent. Oh, and the throttle response on these is down right dangerous. F-450 💯

@Coach_mtucker Honor. integrity, honesty. Do those words mean anything to you? spineless cuck

@realDonaldTrump Got robbed in Mexico and had all my money, cards, ID and passport stolen. Currently stuck here. Help a guy out and get me outta here.

Just pit my contacts in. It's like seeing HD port for the first time

@CountryJamCO could the lineup get any softer? Thinking about giving my tickets to my grandmother

If your teacher never told you"four on the floor," you were a total pussy.

@AdamRichman you dominate food & haters. Let them marinate in their own ignorance.

First real meal in 3 days. Thanks #CountryJam2014

@TFMintern What the fuck is wrong with the website? Is your job really that hard? Fix the error Jam

Demo has started for @cubuffs athletics expansion. #mortensenconstruction #gobuffs

@connerSmorris @shelbatron3000 if she's hot, I'd pee

Anyone want to play some pickup hockey?

@__HAYbaybay I dominate twitter now

@__HAYbaybay I still use my yahoo from middle school... What's so funny?

@MileyCyrus do some more oldies like "Jolene."