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Kelly Slater

@kellyslater

Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities, and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Kelly Slater
Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@Matt_Pinner Polo, water polo, soccer, golf, cricket, pool, rugby, lacrosse, Croquet, field hockey, Jai Alai, squash.
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@AtheistFurry @lady_valor_07 Imagine trusting a drug addict who just broke into your home who ‘doesn’t care about the occupants’ when they tell you they’re unarmed. Would be a real stupid way to die or let your family be harmed.
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Atheist Furry@AtheistFurry·
@kellyslater @lady_valor_07 If someone is unarmed, what threat do they pose? Why does somebody have to die for breaking and entering? Also, most people who break in the houses are looking for guns, drugs, or jewelry. They usually don't care about the occupants.
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𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
Apparently, if you can see a hot air balloon, you're left-brained, and if you can see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see 🤔
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@TheOmniLiberal Is this just shock value or are you this devoid of humane commentary? It’s really vile. I’ll never understand people who enjoy trying to enrage others or what it benefits them
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Destiny | Steven Bonnell II@TheOmniLiberal·
This Charlie Kirk "memorial" is indistinguishable from a Nazi rally and fuck anyone who wants to pretend it's not.
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Humanspective@Humanspective·
NEW: "Unprecedented in Vaccinology" Robert Malone MD calls out the "unprecedented" effects and harm of mRNA injections, identifying the concerning immune system dysfunction and class switching "not being captured in any way by our data" The first ACIP meeting is definitely making them uncomfortable
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@Michael59302787 Pretty standard that multiple storms travel east to west around northern and southern hemispheres. Don’t let the colors scare you. Clouds, rain and wind never stop.
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
Introducing the #KLLY Sandal. Inspired by the moon. Designed like a turtle. Produced from algae blooms. Proud to announce the first in our line of footwear options. Limited first run available now. bit.ly/457a6F5
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@tomselliott Fauci used to say it took decade to approve a vaccine. The attacks against the unvaccinated were nothing short of evil. If a vaccination works the vaccinated would have concern for the unvaccinated, not hatred. Once that attack started it was clearly beyond suspicious.
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Tom Elliott@tomselliott·
Covid Retrospective Series, Vol. 1 Media: The Unvaccinated Are Scum
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@SamSacks Did you watch the same line of questioning the rest of us did? 😄 If you listened out of context to her twisted slant then you could make yourself believe that.
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Sam Sacks@SamSacks·
Lmao at Taibbi getting bodied by DWS of all people. Embarrassing.
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@strongcurrent4 You’re heartbroken about this? Is the term right wing (users) equally divisive cause that’s how the original tweet was posed? Left wing and right wing are frames of mind/POV’s with neither being inherently bad.
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strongcurrent@strongcurrent4·
@kellyslater @krassenstein Kelly I can't believe you are a part of the divisiveness. Everyone has a right to their opinion and I respect that, but using terms like left wingers adds to the chaos. I am heart broken to see someone I viewed in high regard be so trashy. I hope this is not really you.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: Slack has just banned the account of the hateful, misleading Libs of Tiktok. While right wing users are losing their minds because a private company exercised their right to remove an account of a customer who broke their terms of service, I'm happy to say that we live in a free society under a Constitution which protects companies from being forced to keep disgusting individuals on their platforms. For those who don't know, the Libs Of TikTok account once tweeted a misleading message claiming that "Boston Children's Hospital is now offering gender-affirming hysterectomies for young girls." This was an outright LIE and led to multiple bomb threats against the hospital and closed the hospital down for some time. I commend Slack's decision and will always stand up for a company's right to uphold their terms of service. And as for Libs of Tiktok, you deserve this!
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slimscsi@slim_scsi·
@kellyslater @krassenstein Nobody has lost their minds to our knowledge. Twitter just became a lot meaner and toxic is all. Elon Musk is a provocateur fanning the flames of bro culture.
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Kelly Slater@kellyslater·
@slim_scsi @krassenstein When covid happened I saw a tweet saying anyone who doesn’t get vaxxed should be lined up in front of mass graves and shot. No warning to them for it. Not taken down. So you’re saying tweets have gotten meaner and more toxic since Elon? Examples?
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