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@CallumTKing bro is back on the blue bird app

Protect your sleep above all else. Your sleep almost completely determines the quality of the following day. Poor sleep inhibits your thinking, performance and motivation. So tonight, charge your phone elsewhere and read a book for an hour before bed. Big Wallop

i’ve realised I am fully disabled without AI work efficiency drops 90%

@cryptolyxe Spot on

Alcohol has opened doors for me that pretty much changed my life men in general (especially at higher status) have an ego clash when meeting new people Alcohol strips down a lot of the formalities of a first impression and let you bond w people on a deeper level than normal

@ciaranbruv 😭✌🏻 tweet of the day lil bro

"Europe is failing" Idk bro I just stay in 5-star hotels Billionaire VCs around me, no Somalian pirates I'm the wrong guy to tell this to, just upgrade your life goycattle

@TheEdPill Literally so fuckin easy with lovable.dev too, takes like half a day MAX to make a good site. This is the method for mfs looking to get in online income game

The fastest way to make money And keep making it Speak to every local business owner you know Offer to replace their shit website using AI Start cheap Charge monthly for hosting and updates Offer SEO on a monthly contract One client = money every month for years Build reputation and case studies Hit local Facebook groups Rank your own website locally Raise prices No one wants to start low but that’s the whole game You’ll bookmark this and never start

Guess who wasnt in the Einstein files?

@reecebrah your WHOLE future bloodline is depending on you, itz gunna be have nots or have yachts (PLEAASSSSEEE buy my cours G, it’ll make you a STRAIGHT KILLER)

2024 was your last chance to get rich 2025 was your last chance to get rich BUT 2026 is REALLY your last chance to get rich Unless you start (business model I coach) you will be a permanent slave and never touch a crumb of p*ssy Why? Idk globalist cabals or something But trust me this is your LAST CHANCE or else you will in the permanent underclass

@GTASixInfo Holy shit this just brought back so many memories

I just bought Red Dead Redemption 2, any tips?

@TheEdPill Double edged sword

IG reels are so good rn Racism off the charts Zoomer humour Bit of educational thrown in Doom scrolling never felt so good

input maxxing

2026 input maxxing

@elonmusk @jonatanpallesen Based

@cpfc_geezy 😭

me when whoever’s in charge of the pigs in blankets reads their christmas cracker joke

@TheSun This is pure natural selection

Horrifying moment van gets sliced in half by train

@HALALK0 Completely true

SNEAKO reveals how to network properly 👀 "The secret is don't try, just be somebody worth being around. If you need to network to succeed, it's because you have nothing going for yourself, you suck. So you need to be a groupie to find success. Don't be a d*cksucker."

@BNODesk Goated

Human rights lawyer Arsen Ostrovsky shared a photo of himself after being shot at Bondi Beach in Sydney. He survived

@ArchHimself Goated

The hardest lock in of my entire life.

@Nigel_Farage genuinely insane that thats a real statement

A 15 year old girl was raped by two Afghan asylum seekers in Warwickshire. The lawyer blamed the attack on “cultural differences” and said his client “was not used to a society where women are free and deemed equal to men”. This defence is exactly the reason they shouldn’t be here in the first place, as I have said for years.

@reecebrah 😭

Was on a zoom call with a mentee the other day Good kid, chip on his shoulder, he’ll go far he asked me what the hardest lesson I’ve ever learned was Told him when I was 16 I made a girl squirt First thought it was piss When I turned 23, I learned that it actually IS piss He looked at me confused “I don’t understand the lesson in there” It’s simple really… Never fade gut instinct. …And also sometimes piss tastes fine.