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こないだ知らないアメリカ人に「日本の豆腐って馬の恥垢みたいな味がするよな」って言われたので、「ところでなんで君は馬の恥垢の味を知ってるんだい？」って返したら黙っちゃったよ。

ついに減塩うどんスープが来ました！

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus. The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.” So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery. There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information. In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.