Michael Kemp

GRANDPA HAS FINALLY LOST IT. HE'S SITTING ON HIS GOLD TOILET, SCREAMING ABOUT POWER PLANT DAY. WHICH FOR HIM IN REALITY WILL BE POOPY PANTS DAY. MANY ARE CALLING FOR THE 25TH AMENDMENT. HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN KNOW IT. HE'LL KEEP SCREAMING FROM HIS THRONE IN HIS BURGER KING CROWN.

🇺🇸 The MAGA supporters are the interesting part. They will still be here when it ends. Same accounts, same flags in the bio, same people who spent years explaining why six bankrupted casinos was actually a sign of genius, why firing generals mid-war was bold leadership, and why a man who writes like an angry toddler with a megaphone was, in fact, playing four-dimensional chess. He wasn’t. He was just losing. Loudly. Soon a new president will arrive and start pulling at the threads. The trillions in NATO contracts that quietly went elsewhere. The allies who stopped answering the phone. The files nobody can find. The money that left and didn’t come back. All of it documented, all of it timestamped, all of it sitting in servers that don’t care about your feelings or your flag emoji. The MAGA faithful will discover what every enthusiastic supporter of a catastrophically bad idea eventually discovers: that cheering is not a legal defence, that posting fire emojis under a declaration of war does not make you a bystander, and that history has a filing system considerably better than theirs. The people who were really excited about German foreign policy in 1938 also thought they were on the winning side. They were wrong too. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

went out to a restaurant last night ate a delicious meal for only €10 drank one of the most beautiful wines I've ever had in my life (just €5) at the end of the night, the waiter didn't beg for a 50% tip instead, the restaurant paid him a respectable living wage without having to rely on charity from the diners on my way home, I enjoyed a free ride on public transit instead of paying $3,000 a month for a leased car that costs an additional $750 a month in Gas just to operate The American mind cannot comprehend the beauty of living in Europe

🇨🇳🇮🇱 China rejects Israeli request to enact a law criminalizing anti-Israel sentiment, declaring: "We do not allow foreign entities to dictate the rights of our people."

DEAR MR. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE. WHILE WE REVIEW YOUR "LIVING IN HELL" STATEMENT OF LOVE AND PEACE, WE SUGGEST YOU APPLY TO THE INTERNATIONAL COURT AT THE HAGUE. YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.

For weeks, we’ve been receiving warnings from multiple sources that, after previous failed false-flag operations and a drop in Fidesz’s support, Viktor Orbán - allegedly with Serbian and Russian assistance - may be planning to cross another line. Many people have suggested that something might “accidentally” happen in Serbia, possibly involving a gas pipeline, around Easter, one week before the Hungarian elections. And now it has. I call on the Prime Minister to immediately inform the public about these developments and to invite me to the meeting of the Defense Council, as whoever organized this provocation, the resulting situation will have to be resolved by a TISZA government. I further call on Viktor Orbán to stop - at least during the holiday - spreading panic and causing disruption, as planned by his Russian advisors. I also want to make it clear that he will not be able to prevent next Sunday’s election. He will not be able to stop millions of Hungarians from bringing to an end the most corrupt two decades in our country’s history. The Hungarian people’s trust in the country’s security services has been legitimately shaken by the series of intelligence-related scandals uncovered in recent weeks. Hungarians have every reason to fear that the outgoing Prime Minister, following the advice of Russian agents, is attempting to instill fear in his own people through false-flag operations. If @PM_ViktorOrban and his propaganda machine use this provocation for campaign purposes, it will amount to an open admission that it was a pre-planned false-flag operation. A TISZA government will conduct a comprehensive and transparent investigation to uncover who was politically responsible for, and who carried out, these crimes against our country. Under the TISZA government, there will once again be order, peace, security and prosperity in Hungary. The Orbán "be afraid!" culture will be replaced by a culture of "do not be afraid!" The TISZA government will be able to ensure Hungary's security within the European Union and NATO alliance system - the very alliance system that the Fidesz and Mi Hazánk parties are planning to leave. I wish everyone a peaceful Easter holiday! Truth and love ultimately always win.

Trump: “When we go in church and I drink my little wine....and have my little cracker, I guess that’s a form of asking for forgiveness.” This fucking idiot expects us to believe he goes to church.

Right then. Let me explain something very slowly, because it appears some basic logic has gone missing somewhere over the Atlantic. No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, threatening to annex their territory, siding with their common enemy, and then knocked on their door expecting them to come running to rescue a catastrophe of its own making. That is not how alliances work. That is not how anything works. You abused the UK. You threatened Canada. You tried to grab Greenland. You called the EU an adversary. You praised Putin, the one man every serious NATO ally has spent decades preparing to fight. You hosted Kremlin officials in the Capitol. You undermined European elections. You abandoned Ukraine. You imposed tariffs on your closest partners. You did all of this loudly, proudly, and on camera. And now you are surprised that nobody is returning your calls. Here is a question worth sitting with. Why do you think that is? Is it possible, just possible, that when you treat your allies like enemies for over a year while cuddling up to their actual enemy, those allies might update their opinion of you? Is that concept too complicated? Does that require more working memory than is currently available? You did not plan this war with your allies. You did not consult them. You did not build a coalition. You started a conflict, watched it go sideways, and then got on your knees asking for help from people you spent fourteen months calling weak, corrupt and irrelevant. NATO is not what it was. Not because Europe changed. Because Washington made crystal clear which side it is on. And it is not ours. You want European boots on the ground? Start by explaining why America is more aligned with Moscow than with Brussels. Take your time. We will wait. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

@BillyRickiBob @LBC @AliMirajUK Get feckin life pal. You wouldn't be able to operate anywhere without "allies" forward bases support. But that's finishing soon.

@LBC @AliMirajUK Mock us all you like. Only America is able to do this. We are very happy and proud today.

"Trump called the mission to save him 'one of the most daring in US history.'" @AliMirajUK opens his show with a tribute to the US Military, after they saved a downed pilot in rural Iran.

Hey America, can someone just put an end to this sadistic, psychopathic cocksucking piece of shit before he kills us all? Thank you kindly.

@lola68819 @JacockHugh75754 @IvankaTrumpRV2 😂😂 runaway yanks fighting among themselves. Must be Korea or Vietnam time again.

@JacockHugh75754 @IvankaTrumpRV2 Definitely TDS!!! You must have loved Biden who didn’t know where he was the majority of the time, you must love open border, fentanyl killing our children, child trafficking, crime, any normal person loves the orange hair, the real tan, and his intelligence. The Art of War!

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this man? A. 100 % B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@IvankaTrumpRV2 Minus E

@RepMikeTurner No it doesn't Australia Canada Japan and Europe stand together without the runaway yanks. Ukraine is part of the coalition of the willing. The willing not to be puppets of Putin or Zionists because they're not paedophiles.

On April 4, 1949, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed in Washington, uniting the United States, Canada, and 10 European nations in a historic commitment to collective defense and peace. Then, and now, it stands as a powerful example of what strong alliances can achieve. 77 years later, emerging rhetoric from Washington risks undermining the very coalitions that helped secure Allied victory after WWII. Now, as global tensions mount, the United States must remain a steadfast partner to its European allies and its commitment to peace. I look forward to 77 more years of transatlantic partnership. @NATO

@StevenCheung47 😂😂😂😂😂 the runaway yanks have extended April fools day........ For the rest of the year

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

@GBX_Press Munching his way thru 100 mega burgers and fries. Just for starters then filling his nappies.

🚨 BREAKING White House: "There has never been a leader who works as hard for the American people as President Donald Trump. This Easter weekend, he is working relentlessly in the White House and the Oval Office."

🚨IT’S NOW OFFICIAL: Gov. JB Pritzker just made Illinois the FIRST state to let people SUE ICE agents for violating their rights. Federal immunity is blown to hell. This is the blueprint. Every state needs to wake the hell up and follow.

Thank you, Japan. Stepping up again.

@FurkanGozukara They did exactly the same to Iraq

Terrifying reality check. Al Jazeera confirms the Pentagon is systematically annihilating Iran's civilian infrastructure. 760 schools, 350 health centers, and a century-old vaccine hub have been bombed. The Trump administration is openly committing massive war crimes!