kenny (aka “cunt woke whore”)

Auston Matthews being the sassiest captain in the NHL… a thread no one asked for, but is important 🧵:

@PopCrave @mahaaaay ?????

Harry Styles stars in “MAHAspital” SNL sketch.

save me micro mini eggs, save meeeeee

there being a whole Wikipedia page for Toronto slang is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

slow season at work means spending your entire shift quoting scenes from she’s the man with your manager

GO CONNOR STORRIE AND GO WOMEN'S SPORTS!!!

Turning 30 in April is actually crazy to me cause if you asked me a couple of years ago I genuinely did not think I’d make it this far

I do be liking the torrent jerseys 🤔

YUUUUP

At least I get to watch the next part of Bridgerton tomorrow

@dumbassghoul oh you’re new here

@ken___64 espn.com/nhl/story/_/id… how can u be woke if u support auston matthews?

Anyways, I love being woke, Canadian and a woman

@ken___64 You would have an entirely different opinion on the matter if it was a different puppet in the White House.

@Snizz807 My original tweet had nothing to do with politics, it had to do with the captain of my team missing a game for this shit when, if it was going to happen regardless, could’ve happened after the season was done. Try developing some reading comprehension then we can talk

@ken___64 Ah yes, surely a billion Indians being brought into Canada will make it a better place. Lets cry about real issues like a maple leafs player visiting the White House

@Snizz807 Ah, yes, the racists are in my replies now too!!!

@ken___64 ELBOWS UP!!!

@BillytootheBell Crazy thing to post when you pay for a checkmark btw

Give Tavares the C back I’m actually so serious

The limit does not exist on miserable men behind faceless accounts calling you a cunt because you disagree with them btw

The amount of men just continually perpetuating the “boys will be boys” narrative with their bullshit defence arguments about the hockey guys that went to White House today are going to give me an aneurysm

Right

yes if the Canadians laughed at a similar comment, I’d still be pissed. Hockey culture is and forever will be misogynistic, there is no winning being a woman when it has anything to do with this sport and the men have continued to prove that