Kendall Baggerly

date someone you can have fun at a grocery store with

I’ve have yet to finish watering my plants 💀

Me: [not into horses or painting] Groupon: 60% off specialized wild horse oil painting classes Me: Oh shit

whoever invented the “skip intro” button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upon a citizen and it still wouldn’t be enough

When is this adidas sneaker “trend” going to be over 😒

My boyfriend: *leaves the room* The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean. Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband? FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage Me: that's rough janet.

But really, @instagram needs an algorithm intervention. This is getting out of hand 🤚🏼

The Aussies I’m with are pronouncing this restaurant called Baja like “baa-jaa” and I don’t know if I should correct them or just keep this going 😂

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✌️ #FPWriteThisDown

d. Not available in Australia, which is a load of 💩 twitter.com/netflix/status…

It’s 2018 why are people still smoking cigarettes 🙄

beware of destination addiction: The idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, or even with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it’ll never be where you are.

4 Golden Retriever Instagram accounts have followed me today and I’ve never felt so loved