Ken Doyne

@JVMonte2 Hill street blues.

What’s your all-time favourite TV show theme song?

@Lifeinvestmoney Extortion

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@KTHopkins Do i put the brown wire or the blue wire there. Oops og.

Bristol: massive explosion in a home at 6.30am. 2 dead This is deffo 💯 NOT terrorism. No way José Bomb squad deployed, but casually. Not terroristy Brother Faisal says no one saw anything. But if they did, they were a quiet family / choirboys that kept themselves to themselves

@London_W4 The haves and the have nots. Not mad about those apps for ordering in cafes.

Sunday morning in Soho, London.

@BasilTheGreat This could be a test for reaction time. A dummy run for something more serious. We're living in dangerous times.

🚨BREAKING: a 19 year old named Omar Majed has been charged over the BOMB SCARE at Peter Kay’s gig last night

@JVMonte2 My eyes adorded you. Frankie Valli.

What’s a great song that has EYES in the title?

@Dreelix1 @rtenews No tv licence.

@rtenews What does get you prison time in Ireland eh?

A Sligo inter-county Gaelic footballer and former Irish International basketball player has received a five-year suspended sentence for "stupidly" defrauding the HSE of over €84,000 while he was saving for a house deposit rte.ie/news/regional/…

@sinnfeinireland Would you go way with that middle class Green agenda. Ireland is a tiny pimple on an elephants arse in global terms.

EU Climate Report warns that Europe is warming faster than anywhere else – Pa Daly TD "The question is no longer whether climate change is happening, but whether the government will finally act at the speed this emergency demands." sinnfein.ie/news/eu-climat…

@MichealMartinTD I suppose the hard hat is to go with MM hard neck. He's done a lot of damage to our once great Country.

Close to 8,000 new homes completed in the first three months of 2026 - a third more than in the same period last year. Momentum is clear. Much needed housing is being delivered around the country. Good progress is being made, and we are committed to doing more.

@Softyyy_tweets Curry

USA is known for Money . RUSSIA is known for Power . CHINA is known for Development. JAPAN is known for Technology . What's INDIA known for?

@patricej36 There's not a patriot between them.

I love my country but hate the Irish government.

@AbuZeenah_ Michael Owen.

Guess The Player ? Level __100% impossible

@griptmedia A joke.

MATT TREACY: One of largest private IPAS centres notifies South Dublin County Council of its existence after four years of apparent invisibility to planners - despite Guestford receiving close to €90 million for asylum services to the end of 2025. gript.ie/red-cow-joins-…

Someone said, “I’m going to prison when I turn 70. Retirement homes are too expensive. Prison is free. Three meals a day. Books. Board games.” And honestly, it’s not the worst retirement plan.

@VoteTimBarnes @limebike @wminsterlabour A good old fashioned steam roller would sort that out.

This was Burlington Street #Mayfair, a couple of days ago. How is this acceptable @limebike? Why are you not prosecuting @wminsterlabour? How is anyone expected to get through on their own bike, let alone a car or a delivery van? We want cyclists to be able to use the city but everyone else needs to be able to do so, too.

@TheFigen_ Can't wait for the world to get back to being creative. Instead of destructive.

@jayroo69 Instead of cummin he went.

So the limit is 55 times...got it ✍️✍️✍️

🇮🇪 CLOWNS RUNNING THE COUNTRY 🇮🇪 In 2019 the Irish government banned domestic harvesting of peat. Since then Ireland has IMPORTED approximately 40,000 tonnes of peat products per year from countries like UK, Egypt & Latvia. These incompetent clowns are out of control. #Ireland

@NotFarLeftAtAll If he dropped the price by say £45. I'd say he was still over charging.

Tickets to Lenny Henry’s new show “Lenny Henry Still at Large” cost £45. Would you pay to see Lenny

@London_W4 Britain is getting more diluted, than a glass of Mi wadi.

Mornin’. Turns out that even HP sauce isn’t made in Britain. It’s made in the Netherlands. A sauce that has the Houses of Parliament on the front. A sauce that couldn’t be more British. Except it isn’t. It’s foreign. Like 99 percent of people I saw on my way here. There is no nation anymore. There’s just a land where people from around the world come for a better life. A better life for them. Not Britain.