The Brother Deschain

@MenInBlazers Declan Rice: Hold my second beer.

DECLAN RICE THAT IS INCREDIBLE. YOU WILL NOT SEE A BETTER FREEKICK THIS SEASON 🤯

@AngryYankee1 Uhh, my dude seems to be busy DOMINATING.

Dude. What is happening up here?

Everyone can stop sending me Wu-Tang/RTJ announcement. I know. Those tickets are gonna be ludicrously priced and still go fast. RIP youth.

Leave me alone, I’m watching the Bob Ross Channel for the rest of my life.

@LacrosseNetwork I know the head was an STX, but I stopped playing when my wood shaft snapped.

Without revealing your age... what was your FIRST lacrosse stick? 🥍

So the only team that doesn’t get the benefit of double elimination is the team that wins through? The fuck?

So if the winners bracket winner loses one game, they have the same record as the losers bracket, but are eliminated despite having beaten the team that they lose to.

The @LittleLeague WS Regionals is ass. In order to go to the LLWS, Motown has to play a team they already beat? No advantage to winning the top side of the bracket. And if they lose in the Regional Final, they will have the same number of losses (TO MOTOWN).

Surfside DESPERATELY needs to make 16oz cans.

@AngryYankee1 Fuck. And. Yes.

Lord help me. My brother just made a hole in one behind us.

US Soccer will never be a successful program as long as they continue to ignore the nation’s most talented players and prioritize the players whose parents can afford travel fees, tournament registration, summer camps and everything else involved in the sham that is youth soccer.

@AngryYankee1 They installing this?

I'm at a crossroads at my golf club... Just got assessed $10,500 for clubhouse renovations due by February. On top of the $2,000 I pay per month. I have played 12 times so far this year...

I can’t even believe the Knicks pulled Bridges and OG off.

Dear @Sonos Your current UI reaction speed is ass. Plz fix. Thx, -CK

@AngryYankee1 Lacrosse chip too. Brutal. Tryna get my day drinking and sports watching on.

Weather about to ruin racing for the day in the NY/NJ area. Monmouth off turf. Looking like BAQ could be next. Brutal.

The title of White Boy isn’t owned, it’s leased. And rent is due every day.

@AngryYankee1 How’d you play? Gorgeous day.

Place is mint.

Words to your mother.

@ArrogantMonkey This is delicious.

Crazy how MSG would be bananas in a two point game with the Knicks down 2-0. What’s up Indiana you nervous? #knicks