Ken Winker

Fuck @Paramountco

100 fucking percent.

Quiet Piggy!

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan. Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

This graphic from @FT shows trump has suddenly gotten very interested in trading stocks

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

This video was deleted from Facebook yesterday. You know what to do ‼️

He finally gets his Nobel prize!

😂😂

JUST IN: The White House is reportedly testing novelty glasses with Kash Patel’s eyes printed on the lenses after Trump keeps falling asleep during press conferences.

NOW.

BREAKING: Candlelight vigil underway for Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, while Florida doctors try to determine whether he is in critical condition or just mid–press conference.

"Wiiiiiiiiiiilson! You were supposed to make an SOS"!

And just imagine how many "Sallies" there were on the seashores of Epstein Island.

Thanks to Todd Blanche and Keystone Kash Patel this is happening on beaches nationwide. #8647 is trending on all social media. The #86Trump movement is growing by the hour and it is all due to Todd Blanche and Kash Patel shooting themselves in the foot once again by indicting James Comey #86Trump movement has nothing to do with violence or bloodshed. 8647 is about removing the stench of Donald Trump from office like a restaurant 86 ing a rotten stinking fish. A very apt analogy. #DV1 #USDemocracy #DemsUnited

NEW: Florida unemployment rose again in March — now 4.7%, up from 4.6% in February and 3.6% a year ago. That’s higher than the U.S. rate of 4.3%. Florida added 28,100 jobs over the month, but is still down 22,400 jobs over the year, with 8 of 10 major industries losing ground.

This person is fucked