Oddly Savage

@aliUTD19 @ShaneMalemo @KE_MrBlack 2016 hakukua na bullies

@kenyan_bold @ShaneMalemo @KE_MrBlack 2016 ilikuwa hao wasee wa kubully😂😂

What was the name of the dorm you used to sleep in back in high school? 😂😂

@MaxonAiro Yeah and the bulldozer😂😂😂😂 They went offscript for nothing

The only badass thing in that War Machine movie is the military truck!

@Mrbankstips $10000000 Only

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this tweet, you will get by January 30th.

@IamKimathiKE Hio ya arsenal....bayern leo inapiga madrid

Banker or NO ?

@SmartOddsKEN 1500 on over 6.5 corners...with a total odd of 1.12😂😂😂😂😂

Real talk what’s the WORST bet you’ve ever made? 😅 I’ll start: I once put 5k on a last-minute goal… and it hit the post. Share yours 👇

Sema shida yako na utume number ya mpesa 😁🔥😂😂

@IamKimathiKE Shida ni rent, capital ya bizz, Stake ya leo tu...nataka nianze rollover na in a week shida zangu zitakua zimeisha Ill be grateful 0708215487

@DearS_o_n Damn..let me start today then. This hits like cr*ck

A millionaire friend once told me: No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today.

@Arsenal 6 rules of happiness: don’t hate. don’t worry. don’t compare. don’t expect. don’t complain. DON'T SUPPORT ARSENAL.

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@MaxonAiro Mbavu iko same level na dick🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kenyan_bold Zii. Mbavu ndio zimeenda.

Mbavu destroyer ako chini 🤣🤣🤣

@mannupierre_ Amen

Dear God, This Easter weekend, we come before You with hearts full of gratitude. Thank You for life, and for the gift of Your Son Jesus Christ. Through His death and resurrection, we were given access to heaven. Thank You for Your mercy and Your grace that has carried us through every season. Almighty God, renew us in this season. Cleanse our hearts and remove anything within us that is not aligned with You. Restore our hunger for Your presence and strengthen our faith where it has grown weak. Go before us and make every crooked path straight. Open doors that no one can shut, and close every door not meant for us. Release the grace we need for this season, grace to walk rightly, to wait patiently, and to trust fully. Protect us and our families. Cover us in Your peace and keep us under Your hand. Let no harm come near us, and let Your presence be our dwelling place. Thank You for Your faithfulness. We trust You completely. We walk knowing that we are not without help, not without direction, and not without hope. In Jesus’ name we pray

if you love him and think he's the Player of the season retweet reds let's piss em off 🔴

Elgeyo Marakwet governor spent Ksh 273M to buy SEMEN for artificial insemination on cows. Nandi County bought a 500ml bottle of soda at Ksh 2,000 per bottle. Vihiga Governor did a house warming party at a cost of Ksh 5M, Bungoma County purchased a single Christmas tree at a cost of Ksh 3.5M Mandera County purchased non existing seedlings at Ksh 55M. Wajir County ( Governor is the chairperson CoG) spent 362 million to buy supplements for wild animals. Meanwhile, the National Assembly has approved an additional budget of Ksh 363B raising the 2025/26 budget to Ksh 4.66T. This country needs a serious revolution. Reset - Rebuild - Restore.

I’m getting a car this year. Repost if you believe

Jirani have 5 minutes to recreate this photo.

@georgenjoroge_ 😂😂😂😂

The things Mombasa will show you… you either laugh or relocate. Juzi tu, two popular drug dealers Hamidi Juma and Gathogo Maina get arrested pale Mwembe Tayari. Straight to court. Judge looks at them, sizes them up, then says, “You two don’t look like career criminals. Let me try something.” “I’m releasing you for 24 hours. Go back to your maeneo, convince as many people as you can to quit drugs. If you succeed, I drop everything. Come back tomorrow with your numbers.” You can imagine how fast they left that court. Next day, they’re back. Hamidi steps forward, chest slightly out: “Your Honour, I got 14 people to quit.” Judge nods. “Not bad. How did you do it?” Hamidi clears his throat: “I went straight to Frere Town, Kisauni… found them in their usual base. I drew two circles. One big, one small.” “Told them… this big one is your brain before drugs… this small one is your brain after drugs.” Court goes quiet. Judge is impressed. Proper effort. Then he turns to Gathogo. “And you?” Gathogo doesn’t even flinch. “165 people, sir.” Court murmurs. Judge leans forward. “165?! You used the same method?” Gathogo smiles like a man who has seen things. “Not exactly.” “I showed them the small circle… then told them” “Boys, focus. Look at this carefully.” Pause. “This… is your Matako before prison.” Silence. Even the court clerk sat up straight. 😅

@AntonioWallahi Ya watoto wa nyayo

Na umaskini je?

@Mrbankstips @mannupierre_ Amen

HAPPY NEW MONTH! ❤️✨ May our hands touch money and it multiplies. May our names be mentioned in rooms you we’ve entered yet. May unexpected income, divine connections and supernatural breakthroughs locate us this month. Everything we’ve been working for, praying for and waiting for, may it all come together in March. We are blessed. We are covered. We are NEXT. Happy New Month! Welcome to the month of April. 💫

@MaxonAiro Amen

March was not kind to us. May this new month deliver. Amen!