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Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits

just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

rip barbara walters thank you for giving us one of the best interview moments of all time

A thread on staying warm from a chronically ill Appalachian who grew up without central heat: It's fucking cold right now. As we all cope with new levels of cold (for our areas), I thought I'd put together some safety tips for folks, esp for any newly disabled out there. /1

shuffling my feet across the carpet and touching the door handle just to feel something

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

my therapist: how are u? me: im ok how are u?

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked

*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

Literally how lucky am I to be able to say that I have a fiancé that brings me coffee in bed in Scotland??? What???

went to the getting lots of bitches factory and nobody there knew you

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

pee after sex or you’ll get an adhd

the devil works hard but them 30 second unskippable youtube ads work harder