keppie

Wanna be successful enough to give my dog the back garden he deserves

The future was much cooler in the past

@ReQzvl Vanguard is alright but people are really out here paying upwards of £300 per month for cheating subscriptions services, every other popular fps is completely littered with cheaters

If vanguard is so good, why is this guy able to play 27 games in one day, basically rage hacking with MVP every game and still took nearly a week to ban him after 73 matches 🧐

@RyzenT7 its the xbox launcher being terrible

I have 500Mbps and I am only downloading about 2-10mb on the xbox app. Can someone help?

CS2 pro juanflatroo lit a cigarette after the round ended.

@ReQzvl tbf, pocket goes hard

@kepp1e Nonsense, deadlock time

70% WR 🤠 40% HS 😈

@ReQzvl I’ve accepted I’m just not that guy anymore

@kepp1e I need to get back on kovaaks 😂

Jack Karlson, the man who became famous for his arrest while enjoying a ‘succulent Chinese meal’, has passed away at the age of 82.

When you forget your music is on shuffle

First you do a year's unpaid national service, then you accumulate £60,000 of student debt, then spend a few decades handing over half your pay packet to a landlord before retiring on the worst state pension in Europe. That's the Tories' 'retail offer' to young voters.

@CallumAgon @spongeyOW I play league no more fps just a boomer

@kepp1e @spongeyOW You just need to get good now Keppie

yo - sick

@ReQzvl Happy birthday! the only day 1 still going x

Birthday Bloons🎉🥳 Hopefully this year turns out better than it started🤓

@1Hoody @KJThanoss Yet 60% of players spent the year crying about jet packs

@KJThanoss Advance warfare had one

Can’t believe I ever used to think cod had a skill gap

robbery, VAR load of shit

@MerkyAJ @FabrizioRomano I mean when you’ve spent that much money you should expect a bench good enough to support, not denying you’ve had it unlucky

@FabrizioRomano 3 first team injuries and they’re in meltdown, Chelsea have had minimum 10 maximum 14.

🚨⚪️ Ange Postecoglou on Tottenham injury list. 🇳🇱 “Van de Ven will be out for couple of months, looking to the New Year”. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “Maddison, it’s a lot worse than we thought. Probably into the New Year”. 🇧🇷 “Richarlison should be out for a month”.

@Skillgap Clean

New PC who dis

@cs2news Tickrate Left hand Movements still feels slower than GO Bring back the old server browse Lots of cheaters in Prem

Counter-Strike 2 has received 14 updates in the last 30 days. Write down the shortcomings of the game below!

@DEANbeats20 @ActuallyisNiall @Skillgap @ReQzvl @ThatOneGirlIG @AmazonUK 2 sugars dash of milk

@ActuallyisNiall @kepp1e @Skillgap @ReQzvl @ThatOneGirlIG @AmazonUK I'll stick the kettle on xoxo

As if an Amazon delivery driver has walked into my house and put a parcel in my hall...and Amazon have given me £10 'compensation' 🫠 Prime costs £8.99, my Ring doorbell subscription costs £3.49 and the first time I used it was to report an @AmazonUK driver What a world 🙃