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@MYoung254 @BasilTheGreat "Did you know if you threaten to kill people for doing something chances are they'll stop doing the thing"

@BasilTheGreat Something tells me that if they really started doing this, those "Environmental Activists" would stop destroying precious artworks in order to gain attention.

They've just invented a new way to stop environmental activists throwing paint over artwork

@TitaevRamadan @JoStarrine @pepsical_ @BadMedicalTakes Me when I lie

@JoStarrine @pepsical_ @BadMedicalTakes The clarification doesn't exist because the "context" is made up, a lie. It doesn't exist

@MorriganReading @RealMissAI IMO the adopted sister version is so much funnier because from what I remember as well Victor's mum found Elizabeth, the sole blonde child amongst brown haired children, in a poor village in Italy and was horrified at the idea of her having to grow up poor despite being pretty

@RealMissAI Adopted orphan in 1831 edition, cousin in 1818 edition.

partner started reading Frankenstein for the first time and I asked him if he met cousin Elizabeth yet and he said “cousin?” and I said yeah it’s not gothic if there’s not a cousin fucker and he came home from work today and said “I reread the passage 3 times they’re not cousins”

@blockwonkel @DoctorLemma Kiriko who apparently goes around shoving everyone into the pool is cracking me up

@DoctorLemma sumida-aquarium.com/special/sokanz… Oh, the Sumida Aquarium has an English version of the chart uploaded. My favorite part is Marron and Lime who "used to be boyfriends, now just best friends".

The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year. Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies. One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat. Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

@bluecheesethex @taleofhealing Honestly hilarious

@taleofhealing everybody in the replies missing the joke

@SeeDaviGo I don't really understand why the muzzle is a perfect circle at this angle rather than distorted into an oval?

Jesus christ??

Y'all are so fake for not posting this on my timeline from the NASA website, I mean, HOLY SHIT

@Balthazar_Again @Aldra_username @CerfiaFR Déso on avait pas capté que tu voulais chialer pour rien au lieu d'obtenir une réponse

@Aldra_username @CerfiaFR Je parle d'une hypothèse. "Ah mais dans une autre hypothèse ça marche, pas compliqué en fait!" Fatigue.

🚨🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO | Le Parlement ADOPTE une loi mettant fin au "devoir conjugal". Elle vise à instaurer qu’il n’y a "aucune obligation pour les époux d’avoir des relations sexuelles". Le Sénat l’a adoptée après l’Assemblée nationale.

@indiependent1 @ConjureCreature (on a post with an example of moles being beneficial to a yard) "[moles] are not beneficial to a yard"

@ConjureCreature Moles and voles will eat your flower bulbs, no more tulips and daffodils in spring. They ate my neighbor's entire sidewalk liner of decorative grasses. You can sprain your ankle in the holes, a horse could break a leg. They are not beneficial to a yard.

Our neighbors kept trying to kill their moles but we didnt. So they all moved into our yard. That year flooded really, really bad (we were on a waterway) but not our house! Not our yard. Thanks moles!

@zarzaliel This is the kind of attitude Frankenstein brought to his makeshift lab and look where that got him. Be nice to your abomination

"Fetch me more bones, this one came out ugly."

@morganisnotelsa @itsyaboidougie @heuristicism @corsaren Right? It's such a beautiful part of the song as well, it feels a little frustrating so many people just glaze over it

@itsyaboidougie @heuristicism @corsaren the thing that gets me though, is this point is missed by a LOT of the audience. it's unfortunate and I can't help being a little mad at bo burnham for it, but it's his special

Inside by Bo Burnham is *the* definitive piece of Covid art. Nothing else really compares imo. It even manages to capture those little details, like rampant millennial narcissism combined with pedantic socialist politics.

@rojen_art if you haven't drawn a furfrou yet it would be so so cool please :')

REQUESTS OPEN for a limited time!! Excited to draw your fave mons!! #pokemon

@Lex_cat11 Fosa, lowland streaked tenrec, brookesia micra

please give me animals I’ve probably never heard of I’m trying to compile a list of animals that most people have never seen before just for funsies

@Gracosef2 @novicuswriterus I have no empathy and I must love

Would actually be so funny if Jax ends up being the only survivor at the end of TADC. He can be the Ted without even having an AM torturing him

@glitch_prod Jax continues to be framed apart from the group lmfao oh it is over for bro

What now...?

@kingpminch pulling up to represent my girl furfrou if she's been neglected

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

@lesbianoga67 I have a friend who would make boys who liked her kiss each other in middle school. The power of a beautiful fujo in the wild...

I remember when i told my ex situationship i was into yaoi and he offered to make a sex tape with his best friend for me

throne.com/kerberose good luck anyone who enters :')