Kerri

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I need to scream to someone about Off Campus. Fictional ice hockey players always have me in a chokehold.

Fuck sake Hearts

How mad that this is almost thirteen years ago. You’re well old now, @dekker. 🥳

Finally sorting my 30th birthday in August, because why not organise that and a wedding for early April. 💁🏻‍♀️

my boobs are big bc they’re filled with love and a little bit of rage

No you just finished Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid sobbing your heart out, not me, nope. (It was beautiful and broke me)

sorry for having great tits & always being right I’ll tone it down

Completely and utterly obsessed with Tucker Wetmore. Oh my word. He’s 26 tho, which makes me feel like an OAP.

I feel so anxious and I don’t know why. Like I’m struggling to be calm enough to sleep. How ridiculous.

It’s now past midnight here so happy birthday to my favourite American, @emily_rang. I love you with my whole being. 🩷

It’s been a very bad morning so getting through a rough afternoon means putting my headphones in, ignoring everybody, and listening to The Eras Tour. It’s just what I, a nearly 30 year old, need to do to function in this corporate world.

The thought that the next time I might see 5sos I will be a married woman is so scary.

Just tried a biscuit for the first time in Popeyes and it’s so weird. I don’t know how Americans eat them.

@my_besthabit I think it needs to be the new rule

@kerrrralou you are setting high expectations for future tours now, would also love a hotel with a pool!

I wish we were nearly thirty for every 5sos tour. A weekend away in Cardiff at a hotel with a pool, don’t mind if I do.

It does feel v weird not doing this with my actual best friends mind. I suppose this’ll test mine and Josh’s relationship… despite the fact we’re getting married next year lmao

Saw The Greatest Showman last night in Bristol and it was SO amazing. I can’t believe how great it was. Haven’t seen a show that good in a long time!

Imagine once dating Taylor Swift then needing your mum to Tweet the council to get your bins collected.

Slightly tipsy Kerri was getting in her feels last night 😩😂