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Atlassian's CEO after firing the engineer who built their $1.79B infrastructure and the guy released a 38-minute breakdown of everything he built, free for anyone to copy

📈LIQUIDATION: $563M in crypto longs were liquidated in 24 hrs, the BIGGEST one-day wipeout since February.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 The US Senate officially confirms Kevin Warsh as the next Federal Reserve Chair, replacing Jerome Powell.

BREAKING: Brent Crude just hit $120.5 for the first time since 2022. It is now up 97% YOY. Trump confirmed the US naval blockade on Iran stays in place until Iran agrees to a nuclear deal. US crude stockpiles are falling sharply while exports hit a record 6 million barrels per day. Citi analysts warned Brent could hit $150 if oil flows stay disrupted through end of June.

🇺🇸 Today, Jerome Powell will deliver his last FOMC press conference as Federal Reserve Chair.

JUST IN: BlackRock buys $900 million in Bitcoin

JUST IN: Tesla $TSLA reveals none of its $900,000,000 Bitcoin was sold in Q1 2026.

I’m ready for the next meme war.

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$2.2 billion in perfectly timed oil trades over the last 30 days. Three major announcements, Three oil crashes And every single time someone placed massive short positions minutes before the news went public. 1. On March 23, $500 million in oil shorts were placed 15 minutes before Trump announced he would delay attacks on Iran's energy infrastructure. Oil dropped 15%. 2. On April 7, $950 million in oil shorts appeared hours before Trump announced the US-Iran ceasefire. Oil crashed again. 3. On April 17, $760 million in shorts hit the market 20 minutes before Iran's Foreign Minister declared the strait open. 7,990 Brent crude futures contracts sold in a single minute. Oil fell to $81. The first two times it was before Trump's announcements. This time it was before Iran's announcement. The combined value of all three trades exceeds $2.2 billion.

JUST IN: $400,000,000 worth of shorts liquidated from the crypto market in the past 4 hours.

$543,000,000,000 has been added to US stocks as the market opens.

*IRAN TV: SHIPS PASSING THROUGH HORMUZ NEED IRGC COORDINATION

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US Treasury just did the largest Treasury buyback in HISTORY. Treasury bought back $15,000,000,000 of its own debt to improve liquidity.

BREAKING: Japan's Nikkei just posted its highest daily close in history. It is now up 18.5% in the last 14 trading sessions, adding $1.4 trillion to its market cap.

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New York Stock Exchange this morning A new AVAX ETF is live on @NYSE Introducing $BAVA from @bitwise

JUST IN: X launches new cashtag feature for stocks and crypto.

🚨 BREAKING THE FED WILL INJECT $5,058,000,000.00 INTO THE MARKETS TOMORROW AT 9 AM ET, RIGHT BEFORE THE MARKET OPEN! THEY'RE OFFICIALLY CONTINUING T-BILL PURCHASES AND TURNING THE MONEY PRINTER BACK ON! GIGA BULLISH FOR MARKETS!