Ketroit.

seré una versión tan arrecha de mi mismo para poder matar a coñazos a la versión vieja de mi que me cae mal

Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding. Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

Time travelling back to 2007 to show Kanye the Nazi he becomes and see how he reacts but he just says "nah that's AI" and I say "how the fuck do you know about that"

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

The "gay friend" coaches the females of the group to become crass and unfuckable in a Machiavellian effort to hoard all the cock for himself.

Nuke all bodycam content farms

Been thinking about this tweet all day

Ages when you suffer a lot: 17 23 27

some of yall just have to die and thats okay

Actually this is also why we're stuck in remake/reboot hell, young people with new ideas aren't allowed into the industry anymore. Japan constantly scouts new talent while in the US it's just nepotism now.

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

why is entering BIOS on a PC a quick time event