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@LeeHurstComic Be grateful for small mercies

I used to really fancy her. Dodged a bullet there. 😉😉😉

@LeeHurstComic @NormanBrennan Subsequent political parties not doing their job

@NormanBrennan Why do we have to live like this?

Fuck about & Find out; I believe is the saying👇🤷‍♂️

@Lord_Sugar @abheea530 Pau pau

@abheea530 plum

Persian Lime 🍋‍🟩

@TheGriftReport Off comes to mind any prefix I choose at the time

What would you do/say if Zack Polanski and Owen Jones knocked on your door asking if you will vote for the Green Party?

@benonwine Reliant Robin……………………van

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce, what would that make Angela Rayner?

@PhilipSerrell happy birthday

@LeeHurstComic Pier would be better

BREAKING NEWS Starmer is to give Sadiq Khan a peerage as soon as they can find a booster seat for the House of Lords.

@LeeAndersonMP_ facebook.com/share/v/18FiFm…

@MartinClunesUK Good cast could be the reason

Power: The Downfall of Huw Edwards got 1.5 million viewers with a peak viewing of 1.8 million. That is very impressive.

@charlie_lawson1 Cracking photo

My boy.

@RealGaryWebster I wouldn’t travel if she was home

For God's sake Mum what are you doing here? I can make my own way home from the airport you know!😡

@HowieMac77 Shame, mines not

@kevengl It’s work 👌

It’s that time again 🤦‍♂️✈️

@Lord_Sugar @Rose131373 35

@Rose131373 5

How many are in the bedroom? 🤡

@Lord_Sugar @zahrafatma1278 12

@zahrafatma1278 11

How many dots do you see?

@Lord_Sugar @Amara_543fw I have 2

@Amara_543fw 26

How many legs do you have?

@Lord_Sugar @Aliya_1516 8

@Aliya_1516 6

How many Holes?? 99.9% will fail

@NAIRA680411 8

How many dots..? Only 1% will succeed

@sallythomsett At the doctors Thursday morning for my MMR inoculation, bit old don’t you think….

@kevengl Oh maybe answer them😅XxX😅

🌼Hi darlings 🌸hope you had a super weekend 🌷another marvellous Monday 🌺We have a birthday to celebrate 🌻it’s Charlie’s dad’s birthday 🎂 so we’re having a party 🪷great way to spend the day 💐wishing you all a fab time 💕all our love 💕Charlie,Bernie & me💕XxX💕

@BBCBreakfast Would think water supply and sewage dispersal is just as important

Developers will be required to install solar panels and heat pumps in all new homes in England as part of updated planning requirements published by the government. Energy minister Michael Shanks told #BBCBreakfast plug-in panels that homeowners can self-install on balconies will also be available in supermarkets in the coming months bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…