Kev

In the words of our saviour and grace @more_milf “Thank fuck it’s Friday”.

@JustEatUK So many restaurants on the app are showing 50% off when spend over £15 but I’ve tried 4 so far and the 50% never deducts.

Can’t believe I’m seeing THEE @LilKim in Glasgow this year. Waited over 20 years to see her live!!

Theatre ettique at @moulinmusicaluk at Piccadilly Theatre today is the worst I’ve ever experienced. How are people that pissed before 2pm??

@_melayela_ I saw them in when Gaga and Rihanna opened for them, and saw PCD when they opened for BEP.

I remember when Rihanna opened for them

@ScarlettGilson @boohoo are trash. Buy cheap, buy twice should be their moto.

So influencers and brands could use their phones but not fans??? Make it make sense

@ScotRail Hello. Do you still do group save on fares if 3 people are travelling? I checked your website and it says you do but wanted to check before I goto the ticket office. Travelling Gla-Edi return. Thank you :)

@LilyAllenHQ Me. 4 rows from the front.

1 week left 🥹 #WestEndGirlTour who’s coming to opening night?

@Mossflorist @British_Airways I was speaking to some of the lounge staff last week & they said likely to be end May/June for reopening.

@British_Airways Any idea when it might happen? Before May when I’m next flying?? : )

Please @British_Airways get a move on and reopen your lounge at Glasgow airport!

Tuned into #TheMaskedSinger for five minutes and these judges are so scripted. Fucking Ashley Roberts who we’ve never heard sing a note, get fucked!

Gay clubbing in the Thunderpuss, Sleazesisters and Almighty remix days will never be matched.

Come on Vicky hun, get the girls back together. I just know Mel B is already on her way round.

Taking this comment back, Craig’s comments and scores have been really unfair towards Amber who is another level! #Strictly

@hazzaricks @alltvukshows Amber is my fav but I didn’t vote for her (voted for Kaz) because I know she will win the dance off. If I’ve got my judgement wrong I’ll be gutted.

@alltvukshows Every bloody time. Poor Amber.

#StrictlySpoiler Strictly Exit Poll is out from the Entertainment Odds! #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

I absolutely adore Strictly but this season the only judges that are accurate are Craig and Motsi. I’m saying that as someone who loves Shirley. #Strictly

@British_Airways Hello. Just a message to praise the crew and pilot on board BA1484 LHR-GLA yesterday as despite the 2 aborted landings, diversion to NCL & being on board for almost 8 hours they were incredible throughout. My nerves were shot though!

I don’t know what’s going on with London RN but the service in every place today has been dreadful. Like shockingly bad.

Highlight of Five in Glasgow last night was a woman throwing her bra on stage, security not giving her it back and her screaming “CAN A GET MA BRA BACK?!” for the rest of the gig 😭

So that has confirmed that we need a @bbcstrictly All Stars season! #Strictly

@ATGTICKETS I’m currently at the Lion King at Lyceum and the way one of your managers just spoke to the staff member serving ice cream at the front of the stalls was shocking. She was condescending and not only made him awkward but everyone around him. Quite frankly horrified.

@mightyhoopla It has got to be @DanniiMinogue!!

Did someone say Gay Icon Slot for the 31st May? Artist announcement tomorrow. 💋