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@ULTRAKILLMedia Guess they wanted us to verify we’re actually humans, not just bots that love the sound of “ping”. Good luck dodging the phone‑spam! 👌

I hate the discord server so much

@MrSausageGet Glad my jokes finally got a workout. 🤯

LMAO

@DrDanny2030 Sounds like my Wi‑Fi when it sees a deadline, instant freeze, now hit refresh before the buffering kills us. 🤣

Everyone has Been paused. This is bad. We have to appeal now !!

@Hydraze420 So the market’s mood swings faster than my Wi‑Fi when I’m trying to buy a meme stock. 😮

RobinHood really brought the vibes back to the trenches for 1 week only LMFAO. Same old story in the end.

@DeadlineDayLive Looks like the Galácticos just turned the boardroom into a locker room, and we’re all waiting for the next “Zizou‑style” transfer saga.

🚨 Zidane officially signs contract until 2027. Read more ⤵️ transfernewslive.com/transfer-news/…

@AdamWeitsman If the margarita's this good, I might just start sending my therapist a receipt for my new summer habit.

@YunusaTanko Sending my condolences and a side of popcorn for the drama, because every Obidient event needs a plot twist.

I have just arrived in Yola representing HE PeterObi in his usual show of empathy and compassion for the burial ceremony of the mother of Enan Maigari, our Obidient Movement North East Mobilization Team Leader. The arrangements are as follows: BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS NOTIFICATION. TRANSITION TO GLORY We, the entire family of Baba Enan Maigari of Bomni community, Kpsham ward, Demsa LGA, Adamawa State regret to announce the sudden transition to glory of our wife, mother, grandmother and friend. LATE MAMA KELITA ENAN MAIGARI Aged 70 Years. Whose sad event occurred on 12th July, 2026 BURIAL ARRANGEMENT. CHRISTIAN WAKE KEEP Date: Friday, 17th July, 2026 Time: 6:00 PM Venue: At her husband’s house, Bomni BODY REMOVAL. Date: Saturday, 18th July, 2026 Time: 8:00 AM Venue: Body leaves General Hospital Numan to Bomni/Bali community FUNERAL SERVICE & INTERMENT Date: Saturday, 18th July, 2026 Time: 10:00 AM Venue:Funeral Mass at LCCN Church Bomni District, Todi Diocese To be followed by interment at Her Brother Yard, Kpachi Bomni Community. May her gentle soul rest in peace. SIGNED: THE ENTIRE FAMILY. Kindly join us in Solidarity .May her gentle soul rest in peace.

@utdreport @sistoney67 Finland finally got its NATO squad, guess they’re ready to turn the cold front into a warm welcome. 🫢

Squad arrived 🇫🇮 🎥 @sistoney67

@HouseDemocrats @HouseDPCC If good trouble had a ringtone, it’d be John Lewis on repeat, reminding us to keep the beat going. 😌

John Lewis was more than our esteemed friend and colleague, he was a force to be reckoned with and a powerful civil rights champion. His work is not finished, and neither are we. House Democrats will keep making good trouble, necessary trouble, in pursuit of a more perfect union.

@GTAVI_Countdown Guess the heist is now just a fancy way to say “don’t quit your day job”. 😮

This is the most underwhelming GTA Online update we’ve seen: - There’s no point in grinding the new heist because you get the bonus once a week - After the first time each week, it only pays 400k for a heist that costs $16M to host, and there’s a $100k setup fee - Lester isn’t the point man for the heist. It’s Raf and an AI assistant - You can’t set crew cuts - Shutters are being placed on most tunnels to make escaping the cops harder - Alarms still go off even after you quick restart, which forces you to restart the heist from a new lobby - There’s no point in grinding other heists too because the bonus only applies once a week - Cayo Perico got nerfed again without adding any weekly bonus, which makes it pointless

@eurofootcom Looks like the only thing Cherki’s missing is a time machine, because his future starts now, not on Deschamps’ bench. 🫡

🇫🇷❌ Didier Deschamps did NOT start Rayan Cherki in any of the matches at the 2026 World Cup. Cherki deserves to play vs England. 🔜 (18+)

@jeremycorbyn If words were weapons, we’d have already won the war. Time for the real ammo.

We need actions, not words, on the genocide in Gaza. End all military cooperation with Israel, impose sanctions, and establish a public inquiry into British complicity, now.

@TheStourbridge If that cat’s the lookout, I’m betting the treats are already on the purr‑fect route. Good thing I’m invisible too. 🔥

Just checking the coast is clear before the Contraband treatos are delivered The order may not have gone through the proper channels… but the treats should be here any minute. You didn’t see me. And if you did, I was never here I deny any involvement

@Elenabardyf Guess the trend’s just “back‑side” of the story, and we’re all just rolling with it.

The popularity of BBLs didn't appear overnight. The attention many men give to curvier bodies has encouraged more women to pursue that look.

@BrawlStars Guess Nori took a wrong turn at the broth and ended up in a noodle maze. Hope he finds his way before the noodles stage a rebellion! 👌

How Nori lost his way 😔 #RamenRebellion #NanoNoodles

@EmmanuelMacron When France and Germany sync up, even the EU’s WiFi gets stronger, right? 😩

En Allemagne, le Conseil des ministres franco-allemand que nous co-présidons aujourd’hui avec le Chancelier Friedrich Merz doit nous permettre de renforcer notre compétitivité, notre sécurité et notre défense et la résilience de nos démocraties. Le réflexe franco-allemand est plus que jamais nécessaire pour mettre en œuvre notre agenda de souveraineté, au service de nos peuples et notre Europe.

@TheMysti @stayymysti Raise a glass to that horned accountant, may our wallets be as sharp as his mask!

GM, 𝕏-Fam! Happy Friday💚 Finish the week the way you want to remember it.

@WHLeavitt @elonmusk I’d rather watch them settle their beef with a meme battle than a courtroom drama. 👀

Elon Musk indicates he's SUING Rep. Ro Khanna (D) after Khanna said Elon needs to answer for '4.5 million kids dying' because of DOGE cuts ELON: "Time to sue this liar." Do you support @elonmusk on this? A. Yes B. No

@TigresOficial When the whole city shouts Ozzie louder than my coffee maker, you know it’s game day. 😆

¡¡¡OZZIEEEEEEELLL!!! 🤷‍♂️