Kevin Farrell

🗣"He's not making excuses like some of the bolloxes." 🗣"I'd rather have left my wife than see [Kenny] go." @AshOReilly - "You're hoping she doesn't see this" 🗣"I don't mind, she might leave me then and she might be better off." Absolutely gas craic this fella is😂

@sarsapamander @fesshole Mate of mine accidentally left fishing bait in his car for a few weeks. The car was a write off. There was no was anybody would get into it no matter how much they cleaned it.

@fesshole After 6 months, would the prawns not have rotted enough and dried that they stopped smelling so much? And would the smell stick to all the furniture etc that it couldn't just be cleaned? After 6 month, I'd assume they were getting rid of stuff because they couldn't use/sell it.

My neighbours padlocked a communal room in our block of flats to store furniture and clothing in. I managed to find a small gap at the back of the room and dumped a full bag of prawns inside, 6 months later they hired a skip to dispose of everything.

@firmountfarm Try bringing them on a 24 hour flight. 🙈🥱

Yes , my 82 year old dad met his 82 year old best mate tonight for a pint. And I’ve never laughed as much ♥️ This is what traditional pubs are about ! After 17 months…..this means so much #Banter We have all missed this x

@firmountfarm Congratulations

The most precious arrivals this year ❤️💙♀️♂️ #fullhousenow

How insane is this!

Ladies Junior Football Final Result Colmcille 6-12 Mullinalaghta 3-14. Michelle Farrell scored 3-09.

RESULT We will have new Longford Senior Football Champions. Colmcille 1-14 Mullinalaghta 1-13. A fantastic performance from Colmcille who battled hard throughout. Mullinalaghta were terrific champions.

@B8Marty Great stuff so far.

YES! Watch how this Gazelle manages to escape a hyena and a cheetah by playing dead. Peace out 😂✌🏽

Fathach i saol na peile, ní déanfar dearmhad ort go brách Eugene McGee. #LaochGael #GAA Beannacht Dé lena hanam uasal.

#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult?  Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad

What dreams are made of!!! #LeinsterChamps @TheLaurelsM representing @OfficialLDGAA in the @AIB_GAA Leinster final! #ClubIsFamily 🇶🇦🏆

Totally insulted and let down by Micky Harte’s comments on commitment and the Monday Clubs. We still have reputations to protect, so please stop making these false allegations. It was the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, club we went on. @hubhughes @brianmcguigan7 @PhilipJordan7

@WhatTheFFacts @CMulconry

"If it's true it's insanity." Klopp claims BT Sports influenced Liverpool's clash with West Brom to cut injury time short to compensate for VAR delays... We're running through the morning's headlines bit.ly/2DMvUN3

Ur wedding is not really complete until the Fonz gives you his blessing unbelievableheff #happydays

If this gets 2000 retweets I'll get a tattoo of McGregor standing over a knocked out Floyd on my ass. No joke. #MayweatherMcGregor

@pmtreacy10 Shocking.