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📞"Coming to Clacton...from outside? Oh my God. He's...he's an immigrant!" Colin from Portsmouth is rocked by the stunning revelation that Nigel Farage will increase net migration in Essex by at least one.

Just the Editor of The Spectator being body slammed by a cat… Will miss this place when it’s gone

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Pretend you're Judith from Eggheads by sitting in a different room to your colleagues.

📞"I am disgusted that Meghan Bloody Markle is going to the Coronation!" 🎙️"She's not going, Colin!" 📞"SHE'S SAID NO? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!?" Colin from Portsmouth is furious that Meghan Markle is both going and not going to The Coronation.

I'm never deleting twitter 😂

This front page will be taught in university advertising courses in years to come

I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead. Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵

Curious that @GaryLineker was free to raise questions about Qatar’s human rights record - with the blessing of the bbc - over the World Cup , but cannot raise questions of human rights in this country if it involves criticism of government policy …

Countdown is a hard-left daytime TV sleeper cell.

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

Rationing? No. Nothing to do with that.

Once you start calling these 'man get out' you'll never go back.

📞"Bring Liz Truss back! She has unfinished business with that lettuce. The Daily Star cheated with an EU iceberg one that never goes off." 😡 📞"We demand a BRITISH lettuce from a BRITISH greengrocer. One that goes off in 2 days."🇬🇧 Colin from Portsmouth wants Liz Truss back

How different generations arrive at people’s houses