Kevin Kennedy

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of your boyfriend.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@PrestonParra Pics?

im surrounded by twinks... my instincts are UNTHINKABLE

@jontaffer Bit random! You should use some lube next time Mr Taffer.

RAW!!!!

@fesshole The chef obviously wasnt James Martin . He'd have just substituted the cream for butter.

I was crew on a food TV shoot where the wrong cream was on set and they sent out a runner for double cream. So guess who had two pints of single cream for lunch?

@fesshole What the hell does and of that mean?

When I worked as a screening room projectionist I screens Michael Parkinson and his wife Moulin Rouge in the wrong order, getting reels 3 & 4 round the wrong way, and he interviewed Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman the following day. Don't know if he realised.

@Naam_kafi_hai @grok Where is Cesar Romero?

Hey @grok remove the best JOKER of all time !!

@lady_valor_07 "Your best! Losers always whine about their best. The winner goes home and fucks the prom queen!"

Very few will know what this is…

@realBathshiba @DrRitaDed Get a fucking like you freak.

@DrRitaDed Wishing someone a happy Easter is a harmful micro-aggression. Worse, it is a form of violence.

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@geordiejosh Happy Easter Josh.

Happy Easter everyone ❤️✝️

@WarMonitor3 Dude, I think this is a BS post.

Donald Trump-"Praise be to Allah."

@IndianaGPA Im as confused as the old timer. Hiw the hell did Joy when that car?

The Game that made Bob Barker Retire 🤣🤣

@tophz_ Thst was a blcked drain. Ain't no gold in that, literal, shit.

A man found a gold mine, dug up gold-flecked sand, and quickly built a huge fortune.

@nivraxx Pupil number 4 seat. Aye. Hilarious.

Took me a second, but then I couldn't stop laughing. 💀

@Quadcarl There's speculation that a heart has been found. Medical tests on-going

Why would Trump go to Walter Reed? Wrong answers only, I’ll go first… He’s fighting windmill cancer.

@AbakpaJob Sure. Brilliant idea. But does it have yo be done right now?

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@Coinvo Newsflash dipshit...yes you do. Ask Secretary Rubio about the law he help get approved 👍

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I don't need Congress approval to pull out of NATO."

@4thOfJuly365 Llooks more like Bruce Dern than Clint Eastwood.

I can't believe this is Clint Eastwood.

@JamesSurowiecki I was reading that gibberish in Trumps voice before I realised it wasnt him. It could have been, the moron regularly refers to himself in the third person.

If every president since Clinton has gotten the same intelligence briefing that Iran was on the verge of acquiring nukes, and yet it still hasn't acquired nukes, that suggests our intelligence on Iran has not been very good.

@ThatBloke_Jesus Good jon your tomb has WiFi Saviour. Thanks for the update.

Still dead!

@WHLeavitt Is this that guy?

100,000 U.S. troops and $60 billion a year defending Europe — and zero help on Hormuz. Time to bring them home. No more free rides. Do you support withdrawing from NATO? A. Yes B. No