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@Sovereignty101 @lawyer_memes Yes. Whoever said on their deathbed “I wish I’d spent more time at the office”?

I spent most of my career being available even on holidays, even when balancing my parents covid, working on vacation while running projects and being one of the top people doing what I do. I lost so much time with family thinking it would be worth it in the end. It wasnt. #FuckYou

I received an automatic "Out of Office" reply from a third-year associate. It said she was "unavailable" for the weekend due to a family reunion. I was confused. I thought she worked for me, not the post office. I called her personal cell immediately. She didn't answer. So I called her parents' landline. I found the number in her background check file. Her mother answered. I told her it was an emergency regarding her daughter's future. The associate called me back three minutes later, breathless. She asked if she was fired. I said no, just missing in action. She spent the reunion refreshing her inbox every 30 seconds. Availability isn't a setting in Outlook. It's a lifestyle choice.

@jwstephens10 @ThatTimWalker You think Sir Richard Sheriff is a “left winger”?!

@ThatTimWalker Who'd have thought it left wingers resorting to name calling 🤡🤣

‘America is being led by a couple of gung-ho nutters.’ Not exactly the usual diplomatic language, but a fair appraisal of this grotesque situation all the same.

@kurt_houser @ThatTimWalker You think this war is about nuclear weapons, aw bless.

@ThatTimWalker Agree. A nuclear powered weaponized Iran is great for the world. Hack.

@alimullaley I work with a spurs fan, went into to work and said “guess it’s not Thomas Frank after all then?” To be fair he always said it wasn’t.

Wait! What? They’re still bad? But all their fans kept telling it was all Thomas Frank’s fault! 🤔

@olafrecords @alimullaley I think that’s part of the problem- good managers who build within a team structure aren’t used to dealing with the egos. Need a mother to be in charge, wouldn’t put up with that kind of nonsense.

@alimullaley None of there players would make Franks championship team. Imagine having to put up with their egos!

@LuisAdrianoUK You see. You only had to ask nicely

Cheers Dango and lads. 👏

@bfcgpg 😱

@alimullaley @AdamP1242 Never heard anyone describe WIssa as “humble” before!

@AdamP1242 Er, yeah. Did all this at Brentford. Then went on strike, just like Isak, to get a move. Don’t be fooled. Wissa is all about Wissa - just like Isak.

Showed more passion here than Alexander Isak has done in his entire footballing career btw Hard working and humble players will succeed in this game #NUFC

@BradfemlyWalsh That I had to to be kept at the hospital for the afternoon until it was safe to let me go. It was forever after known as the “torture gram”. Can’t believe they’re still doing this shit 30 years on. I’ve had gallstones and kidney stones it was worse than either)

@BradfemlyWalsh I had a hysterosalpingogram about 30 years ago with no pain relief or sedation. Doc couldn’t get the speculum to grasp my retroverted cervix so hammered it on with the heel of his hand and left it in for the whole procedure. They were baffled that my blood pressure was so high

Want to talk about medical misogyny? I was due to have a hysteroscopy (v painful gynae procedure) next week with sedation. I rang with a mundane question and the staff were confused, saying no sedation is booked. After being put through to various people, I finally got an answer:

@alimullaley Those of us who grew up in the 60s/70s in areas of the country that had virtually no immigration are somewhat startled to discover that violence against women didn’t exist then.

This is an absolutely appalling tweet. It’s wrong on so many levels, where do you even start?

@LuisAdrianoUK I did his accounts once about 10 years ago. I rub shoulders with the rich and famous me. (And no I don’t remember a thing about them or I would have sold the story to the Sun to fund my retirement)

Love this song. Marvellous, especially lyrically.

@Darthmirror @xanderescribe I’m sure they’d let you do the English class. Have you asked?

@xanderescribe Its not just mums and none of them should be getting English lessons. Thats our money and no one gave the council a remit to do this. Again these people getting a privilege that none of us have.

Activists have said they will disrupt a Glasgow primary school every week for 'as long as it takes' amid anger over ... English lessons for pupils' mums I went down to the protest on Monday, and found a mess built on misinformation 👇 thenational.scot/news/25645691.…

@alimullaley Indeed we do 😡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I think the Welsh might like a word tbf.

@alimullaley Can’t stop watching that!

Love this!

@queerredfield @sixucls He’s settled just fine thanks!

@sixucls i’m so sick liverpool chose ali over him. man is about to be a generational keeper for both ireland whatever club he settles in

I can’t stop watching kelleher in this

@TheEalingRoad @PJansson5 Thanks guys, enjoyed it so much.

🗣️ "Ollie said, 'why did you come here?'" 🗣️ "Looking back, it was the best decision I've made in my life" @PJansson5 on the move from #LUFC to Brentford back in 2019 🔙😅 #BrentfordFC

@BR3N7FORD @MG45664508 @TheEalingRoad @PJansson5 Me neither. Mutual respect so much better - what we can do for players should be respected in the same way that their contribution to us is.

@MG45664508 @TheEalingRoad @PJansson5 Tbh I would never ask that.

@Mufc_Sham @BrentfordFC @IrelandFootball We do!

@BrentfordFC @IrelandFootball I hope Brentford fans know the gems they have their hands!

🇮🇪 Heroes in Green Two huge performances from Caoimhin and Nathan in Ireland's 2-0 win over Portugal 👏👏

@alimullaley Just my luck - we were at the Gillingham match not the City one.

What a day! The most Brentford week in the history of Brentford: lose to Gillingham on the Tuesday, beat City on the Saturday! Well worth the 7 hours of driving.