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@TrevorPTweets @piersmorgan @JeremyClarkson As kids we'd sing ( to the tune of "Nobody does it Better") Nobody does it Trevor...Class and gravitas, a man who truly deserves the title of legend and national treasure xxx

@piersmorgan @JeremyClarkson Welcome to my world, Piers. Still, being mistaken for The Master Broadcaster is a badge of honour….

Three people have mistaken me for @JeremyClarkson this week, which is obviously very irritating, and nonsensical given I am so much better looking. But someone also asked me if I was @TrevorPTweets - which was just a tad…. surprising. 🤣

@SarahNauser Sarah you are truly amazing, admiring you from thousands of miles away, you are such a positive bright light in a sometimes dark world, sending you all our love 😀

Day 14 What is a piece of adaptive equipment you would recommend to someone in your shoes? My bed. Without question. People don’t realize how difficult sleep becomes when you can no longer move or reposition yourself independently. For years, I barely slept. I was constantly waking up needing someone to adjust me. I hated having to rely on other people all night long, but I assumed it was just another unfortunate part of ALS. What I wouldn’t accept, though, was a hospital bed. For me, there’s nothing comforting about them. My bed has always represented normalcy, and holding onto that mattered. If you know me, you know I never settle. So I started searching for a smart bed base I could control myself using eye gaze through my TD Pilot, even in the dark. That’s when I found the Purple Premium Plus Smart Base. You can get it in Twin XL sizes, and two together make a king bed. It has been a complete game changer. I went from waking up multiple times every hour to sleeping through the night. Zero-G is magic. In 8 years with ALS, I’ve never had a single pressure sore, which is incredibly common when you lose the ability to reposition yourself. It’s one of those pieces of equipment most people don’t even know exists, but it can dramatically improve quality of life — not only for the person living with ALS, but also for the people caring for them because they’re no longer being woken up nonstop throughout the night. And as an added bonus, my nephews think it’s the coolest thing ever during movie nights and sleepovers. No this is not an ad and I am not a spokesperson for the company. Just real life experience. Link in comments! #ALS #ALSAwareness #AdaptiveEquipment #FightLikeAGirl

@Gaynotqueer1 Pete Burns vibes, and there wouldn't have been any problems presenting like that!

So many filters that he's practically Ghostface.

@BeingBoycie @TowerOfLondon I'm long overdue a visit in there, it's so beautiful and iconic!!! Such a beautiful place x

@kezzan @TowerOfLondon That would be lovely! Thank you. He would be very proud to be in the same place as Anne Boleyn and Lady Jane Grey. I hope his chair is still there somewhere.

OTD I went back to @TowerOfLondon to see John’s chair in the chapel.He always had a thing about the sad story of Lady Jane Grey and she is buried in front of the altar.

@salltweets What does she care, she's making money, she's deeply disturbing 🥺

It is absolutely wild how some men spending their entire lives wanting to wear women’s clothes has been turned into some kind of achievement.

@ronmanagernottm I'll raise you ....a Bedouin glass paper weight and wine charms 🤣🤣🤣

The Past Times Special Reserve: How about a Plague Doctor Aromatic Incense Burner?

@ronmanagernottm I worked for them in the 90s and you never knew what new stuff was coming in on delivery days!!!🤣 Fun times and happy memories, and yep I still have a fairy resin garden statue and a medieval motto engraved ring🤣❤️

Table lamp in the shape of a Spitfire? Half timbered coffee machine? Jigsaws depicting the aftermath of the Black Death? A 1/72 replica of Hampton Court? A carved air fryer? Suit of armour for your toddler? A Queen Mother emblazoned dog coat? Oh, I'm nostalgic for Past Times.

@PaulEmbery Could they not have replaced offend with "hurty words"🤦🤦🤦

Helping no.2 child with GCSE ‘Citizenship’ revision. Get a load of this.

@BritishComedy No, I suspected he was frail, especially last series, but this is so so sad, rest in peace you glorious toothed legend xxx

"The best companion and the greatest little chum." Ted, the dog who found fame on Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, has died. comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/1082/ri…

@PremiumHeart88 @graceyldn Hate seeing the TV ads, makes me remember how cold they were to her, angers me when you get wealthy TV celebs all saying oh it's only £5 or £3 a month, but if like mine, they really mean something to you, it can really mount up, and you are guilted, by strangers in the street!?

@PremiumHeart88 @graceyldn My auntie had similar story with a really well known Cancer charity, always donated, helped raised funds, when my uncle was dying, it was like she never existed gave zero support and still asking for money at every turn, she was so upset,

@graceyldn Other day, I on my way into a shop saying sorry already supporting 6 so can't do anymore..he was "oh really which ones" I started to say, then thought hang on this isn't your business.."dya think I'd be shopping at Heron Foods if I could afford more!! I'd be at M&S😤😂

@PecanC8 Wondered where that footage of my Holy Communion went!🤣

Her First Holy Communion, and instead of just taking small sip of the wine, she proceeded to chug it down! The reaction of the priest is priceless. 😂

@helenstaniland R the people in her constituency tired yet, she seems to do nothing but this? Anyone who identifies as Trans is protected! Rightly so.....I work with two people who identify as the opposite sex, neither of them think they are the opposite sex, or can be!! They're tired of this 🤦

Yes, male adults *should* be excluded from female spaces.

@STILLTish Facts are facts??? 🤣🤣🤣Yeah and you seem unable to grasp that you are still male, oh god that are insufferable 🤣

You, sir, are not a Lesbian

@DreyfusJames @TomReadWilson He's recently done a rather lovely travel show, following in the footsteps of tourists who did the Gand Tour, he was incredibly engaging and it was joyful to see him learning wonderful things, seeing beautiful sights....feel good TV xx

Making coffee, with TV on in background, & I suddenly hear the marvellous @TomReadWilson & I just have to sit down & listen to him. He needs his own show. Fascinating man. He once said that he sounded like “an elderly actress”, which still makes me laugh to this day 🤣

@RosesAreRed108 @staylorish Wish she was still here , she was pretty bloody marvellous at showing up hypocrisy and utter bullsh*t x

@staylorish Alan mansplaining feminism. 🥱 The immortal Magdalen Berns on "Feminism". 💫♀️ youtu.be/bnrOLhx6L3c

Alan Cumming on how women have ruined feminism for him.

@GeoffNorcott Winning!!! 😁

Just topped up my screen-wash and boosted my tyre pressure #alpha #therealmanosphere

@blablafishcakes Genuinely disturbing! I find her incredibly unnerving

Ey-up, it's finger-wagging Webberley again.