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@Danny_McMoomins Mosque side…

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

@necky_fade @mcginleygolf He was the 1st person I saw able to clear the net at the back of the practise ground!

Anders Forsbrand and @mcginleygolf Volvo PGA Championship 1993!!

Yet another awful performance - especially going forward. No accident this has happened the last 4 seasons

Here's one of @reformparty_uk's candidates for next month's local elections in Westminster seriously telling me on X in 2023 that: “Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards the NHS. I’d tear it down and salt the earth upon which it stood.” Oh, and he also has a track record of abusing NHS nurses online. No wonder Nigel Farage - who on multiple occasions has publicly advocated replacing the NHS with an insurance-based system – sees him as an ideal Reform UK councillor. Vote for Reform - and for nice chaps like James - if you want your NHS gutted, destroyed & replaced with an exploiting-the-sick-for-profit corporate alternative, folks.

@ForePlayPod Erm, no one is buying it which is exactly their issue without PIF money….

LIV Golf CEO Scott O’Neil spoke at length about the future of the league, and sounded optimistic it can continue on without PIF funding, but says structural changes are coming. Are you buying it?

@ColBennettH4 @ForePlayPod Yep, no-one attends or watches on TV their events but they can self fund. It’s dead. Good, awful product and just a shame Norman still not the man fronting it

@ForePlayPod No. The main reason everyone is there is the inflated Saudi paydays, once that stops it's over.

@FulhamishPod @DrewHeatley totally agree on this piece @DrewHeatley . I can’t see how it doesn’t affect the players as well.

"Marco Silva deciding he wants to leave Fulham FC on 30 June helps no one but Marco Silva." Let's stop beating around the bush. ✍️ @DrewHeatley fulhamish.co.uk/p/it-is-crunch…

@ColBennettH4 @WhiteNoise1879 I said to my lad over the weekend that this season we’ve had only a handful of strong performances over 90 minutes. Some of the differences between the 2 halves have been alarming

If we lose on Saturday I do think we'll get the big announcement re. the future after that.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

@1966MJG 😂 - Roses 2nd at 13 showed well right of Rae’s Creek but it was on the pin

Are the shot tracers at the Masters being run from Stockley Park?

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@cnn94cnn @ColBennettH4 When he broke through as a teenager I thought he could be something special. Instead, he’s been a complete spoilt brat. I’d love for Augusta to actually ban him next season for his behaviour this year

@ColBennettH4 He's been acting like that his whole career. No reason to expect him to change.

For an ex champion and a lad who into the seniors stage of career Sergio Garcia has been embarrassing today.

@cnn94cnn so that’s 3 & 4 more goals than Berge since he’s been here

@kgaskin71 He had 3 league goals in 22-23 and 4 in 23-24.

In our 1st season and a lot of the 2nd, our FB’s created most of our width & a lot of our attacking opportunities. Robinson clearly struggling post injury & Castagne nowhere near good enough. Our 1st season we also had Palhinha who’d get 5-10 a season. Big areas missing currently

@Ifield74 @TheMasters Scheffler manages to eak out the very best he can out of every round. He’s not playing his best but still only 4 back and definitely capable of making a charge today

@kgaskin71 @TheMasters Scottie Scheffler is the danger I think. A repeat of yesterday will make things very interesting. But agree with Rose, would love him or Rory to bring it home.

Going to be an exciting one again @TheMasters later. Rory had ridden his luck with his driving and his wedges the 1st 2 days so yesterday was no surprise. Someone from a few back will make a run for sure. Is this finally Rose’s year!!??

@cnn94cnn goals

@kgaskin71 What are you talking about re Palhinha? 5-10 what???

@Serbiantennis77 yep. Lightweight and totally lacking drive and conviction. Looks like our usual end of season petering out

I find this frustrating. Literally everyone i spoke to pre match said the starting 11 was too lightweight Marco.

@CWeatherspoon_ @WhiteNoise1879 Fulham have filed theirs but if they posted them, it can take 2-3 weeks for them to appear on Companies House website

Eight days on from the filing deadline and over nine months after their reporting periods ended, still no sign of accounts for four of last season's Premier League teams: • Aston Villa • Chelsea • Crystal Palace • Fulham 🤷‍♂️

@ColBennettH4 @Sh4331R 100% - why would anyone want to turn it down? We’d never be completely ready. Give the fans a fantastic experience rather than finishing top 10 which is forgotten as soon as the new season starts

Any fulham fan who believes Europe in any form isn't worth it needs to be bundled into a cannon and shot into the channel.