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@khinbap

minimalist in theory, maximalist in anxiety

Katılım Eylül 2012

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:@sn0oozey·15h

Imagine finding your lawyer on Twitter and he’s tweeting stuff like “I don’t do situationships. Once you win my heart, I’m in it for the long haul.”

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k@khinbap·1d

chatgpt tone is like that hyperactive gay classmate from college who you love having around in short bursts but too exhausting to keep up with full time

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@JRouen62788 Not really what

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Jack Rouen@JRouen62788·1d

@khinbap Not really

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k@khinbap·1d

fr i dated broke semi autistic cheap nerds for all my life and paid for hotels and even for their flight sometimes so i could go on vacation with my bf. i was a dumb bitch

⚡︎@_sorrengailll

i was so shocked when i found out girls actually made their bfs pay for their manicures/vacations/etc and was proud of myself for being self-sufficient. Now im realizing wow i was just a dumb bitch

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xilo@Xilo_K·2d

Zurich is the most drab place I have ever lived in. Leave. Go into debt if you have to.

Dominique Paul@DominiqueCAPaul

The ETH AI Center has to be the most scenic place to do a PhD anywhere in the world.

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k@khinbap·2d

“how’s dating going for you”

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Disgraced Propagandist@DisgracedProp·2d

For the the San Francisco 9, being an LA 5 feels like oppression

Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong

los angeles is the worst city in america

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k@khinbap·3d

why are degenerate gamblers underrepresented in the female community? i’m lonely

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checking out what's up on raya while i'm in germany is an exercise in futility that i have clearly not learned enough

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k@khinbap·3d

watching elon and nate silver beef is like watching my parents fight

Elon Musk@elonmusk

@yacineMTB This genius predicted a 70% chance that Hilary would win lmao

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k@khinbap·4d

@JRouen62788 there is only one man who’s gonna do that and he ghosted me

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Jack Rouen@JRouen62788·4d

@khinbap I thought it was too put you out of your misery, metaphorically

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k@khinbap·4d

take it from someone who has been celibate for years when i say that celibacy doesn’t lower your sex drive, it actually makes you fucking feral

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@JRouen62788 to share the suffering

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Jack Rouen@JRouen62788·4d

@khinbap And telling us why?

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k@khinbap·4d

implying this is a recession indicator

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k@khinbap·4d

time to sell those emerging markets etfs boys

Dexerto@Dexerto

Couples in China have started doing food deliveries together instead of traditional dates One of the couple will drive while the other deals with customers

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