jill

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jill

jill

@khmMOMMY

One mom just trying to survive the day in a world of supermoms that fingerpaint, cook quinoa, & compete over who eats more organic. Mostly snark posts.

Katılım Şubat 2015
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Fuck you, Grammarly.
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The Debt Collective 🟥
The Debt Collective 🟥@StrikeDebt·
More on this soon, but we have one strong piece of advice right now: do not voluntarily leave the SAVE plan in this moment. Just wait. Court settlements are not yet approved.
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

Today the White House is moving to force millions of student loan borrowers to start paying again. Borrowers on the SAVE plan will need to select a new repayment plan. The Trump admin has just settled a case against SAVE plans brought by the state of Missouri.

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Don’t trust the scientists that put their life’s work into learning and growing our world knowledge-bank… instead trust an ex-addict, with a bizarre history of disturbing dead animals, and a brainworm. How does anyone see this as a viable argument to make?
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow

RFK Jr to Tucker Carlson: “We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.”

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FactPost
FactPost@factpostnews·
Coal miners speak out after the Trump administration removed black lung protections: "They’re doing everything they can to hurt the working man. They ain’t worried about the miners or people in West Virginia or coal miners anywhere. All they’re worried about is the almighty dollar in DC. They don’t care about the little people that put them there."
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greg@greg16676935420·
Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline
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@SHABOOTY I feel like Jennifer’s eyes operate on a delay. And after realizing it, it’s now all I can see when she’s got screen time.
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Conferences in downtown LA this week… Can you guys please wait to shut down the freeways until I am at the hotel?
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@SHABOOTY Ugh. Josh is cringe. Jen is cringe. I’m sure they’ll go on to have a douchy tumultuous relationship and have a bunch of cringe babies just so they can extend their cringey 15 minutes of fame & the 90day franchise will force it on us all
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Ok @ChipotleTweets Is the fajita veggie button a dummy button? I feel like it’s a dummy button. I hit the fajita button, nothing happens. NO fajita veggies. Every. single. time.
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@fabnafnaf @90DayCray1 I would consider that Green Card hard earned. That girl is an endless pit of toxic negativity.
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fabnafnaf@fabnafnaf·
@90DayCray1 He found himself a rich family who fully paid for his journey to America, kick-started his career, and got him a green card. His plan worked!
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Jabrone Capital
Jabrone Capital@Jabrontinoooo·
@StudentLoanTrav Can we sue them for emotional damage ? Do we have any lawyers in the chat? Or are they too scared to go up against the govt?
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Travis Hornsby, CFA, CFP®
Travis Hornsby, CFA, CFP®@StudentLoanTrav·
If PAYE and REPAYE get struck down, the Biden DOE should get a ton of blame along w the states bringing the SAVE lawsuit. Biden admin tried to go around the 1st injunction and forgive w SAVE via REPAYE. Courts got mad and said fine all ICR forgiveness is illegal
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@GeorgeMossey Brandon wants ron and betty life. Julia is like oh hell no!
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@SHABOOTY I was legitimately convinced they were both spies. This whole relationship was so freaking bizarre from both sides.
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Ordered 2 packages of butter 🧈 this week but received two 3-PACKS of butter instead and zero neighbors have knocked to borrow my abundance of butter. This is what american oligarchy must feel like. All the butter in the world and no one to share it with.
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Midwest vs. The Rest
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope·
“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?” No “We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg” Midwesterners:
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jill@khmMOMMY·
Pro tip: Maybe don’t text your professors on Thanksgiving about not wanting penalties on your late work. YTA
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TFW you spent a week putting together a solid lecture and then realized you recorded yourself on mute as you post it. And, yes, fuck it. I put it up anyway.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
Why can't Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I'm trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
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