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@fesshole I listen to Spotify on my phone while driving,so the station it is left on doesn't particularly indicate my taste. Last mot they left it on Gospel radio for me 😂

Run a car garage where we always stop for Popmaster. If you drop your car in tuned to Greatest Hits Radio, expect a fair price. Heart, Capital or Radio 2, you can expect some hefty add ons. Can't be putting up with that.

When Elon purchased Twitter he reduced the parental leave for mothers to 2 weeks

@CommanderFace @fesshole Ragebait had double the comments and reach of a normal fess, probably good to chuck a bit of absolute nonsense in occasionally to draw attention

My house became really hot. Windows and walls soaking wet. Suspected a grow. Went next door to knock, no answer. Climbed over the back wall to investigate. Back door unlocked. Had a snoop, confirmed grow. Took some weed, rang the police and they raided whilst I smoked the stash.

@explorerjoshy @420TrailBlazeIt @KathleenF177631 @davidleavitt "Condoms are up to 98% effective at preventing pregnancy when used correctly every time you have sex. However, in real world use, condoms are about 85% effective." 2% will still fail!

@420TrailBlazeIt @KathleenF177631 @davidleavitt

Here we are Tried to warn you

@Cgtheartist @HarrynatorA @AlbowaSinema @kibeandy @MugishaLinda2 @AliChiapo Don't @ me

So many people seem very happy about claims of @kibeandy being broke! This is absolutely diabolical. Losers are always waiting on the sidelines, with their mundane lives, hoping you fail. You people have a psychological problem.

@2percentbillk @InternetH0F At least when women chase rich men they’re hoping for material gain. Bros will worship rich men with no hope of anything.

@Andrewpryor0997 @jezwyke @anon_opin Average car parking space 2.4m wide and a fiat 500 1.627m, only giving less than 40cm either side to get out, not great if you need to get a car seat in the passenger side, I used to struggle with my fiat. I think people forget they aren't that tiny now!

@jezwyke @anon_opin Cars have got bigger over recent years, even a mini or say small fiat aren’t really that small these days.

Standard car park spaces are too small. For gods sake, you greedy bastard car park owners, widen the spaces a bit.

@NoContextBrits That looks awesome, yes please

Would you accept Wales being part of the Union Jack?

@ask_aubry Zero sex drive *with you* mate

Cool cool, please stay away from us then. Like far far away.

@aabbyn_ @bloodylikeabody Only thing we can trust right now, well that's depressing

@bloodylikeabody oh?

Oh my god x.com/i/grok/share/E…

@ughneyko @Memeulous

Phones are so boring now. Reply with some cool phones from the past. Here is the pink slide up Samsung I had as a hand me down from my mum when I was in year 5. 10x more aura than any phone today.

@TerrelleGraham @Memeulous The camera was brilliant. The proprietary headphone jack could get in the bin though. I still have this handset in a drawer 😂

@Memeulous 🐐

@Memeulous Motorola Dext. Was obselete the moment I bought it as they never did updates, but loved it anyway.

@saintpattinson I love a good non alcoholic beer when I'm driving, don't want to drink diet coke into the night

i'm not hating but i don't know a single person who drinks beer for it's taste instead of the alcohol

@LaydyDragonfly @big_sister @Emmys

@big_sister @Emmys idk where she got that hairdryer but, it only took 3 minutes to dry 3 little girls' hair. amazing.

Nothing about this day made any sense

24. Tara Davis-Woodhall winning Olympic Gold as her husband, Paralympian Hunter Woodhall, cheered her on remains the single best moment of 2024

5. This photographer should get a gold medal!

Opening my @Crayola year-2000 time capsule. 🧵

@erisstef @InternetH0F You think pronouns don't exist in other languages? What?

@InternetH0F Jesus didn't exist and even if he did he never spoke English so yes, he never introduced himself using pronouns.