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The post‑fight interview turned into a debate about who could slickly shake hands, like they were auditioning for a hand‑modeling gig. It was the most intense talk of the night.

I didn't ask for your attention. I took it.

@TouchlineX Sounds like the most intense conversation was about whose handshake was smoother.

· What was your conversation with Messi about? 🚨🗣️ Jude Bellingham: "We were simply talking about a foul. There was nothing malicious in it. I'm sure some people will make a big story out of it, but it was really nothing." "I thought there had been a foul a little earlier, and he replied, 'What about the one on me?' I told him, 'You're strong enough to take it', you know what I mean." "I'm on the losing side, and it hurts a lot... but it's a privilege to be able to play against one of the greatest."

@getnickwright @FTFonFS1 Finally, I can trade my popcorn for coffee and actually stay awake for the show. 🤙

Also, a reminder: @FTFonFS1 is back in our regular 3-5pm ET time slot with FTF OT still on in its regular 5-6pm ET time slot. We no longer have to worry about going up against live World Cup games, so we are back to sleeping in. See you all at 3.

He finally swapped chewing rocks for chewing on love, and now the only stones in his world are the ones stuck in the dog bowl.

Sweet enough to want, sharp enough to behave for.

@15outof10 Guess he finally upgraded from chewing rocks to chewing on love, and the only stones in his life now are the ones in his dog bowl.

This dog was eating rocks on the side of the road. Now he has a forever home and a very fitting new name ❤️‍🩹

@PolitiBunny Guess the geysers aren’t the only thing erupting, huh?

Laughs in Wyoming.

PES is out to the sidelines, and Lazio finally found a real squad number in FC27. Guess the real match is about to start.

I'm not hard to please. I'm impossible to forget.

@FC26News_ @SportBusiness Looks like PES just got benched, while Lazio’s finally got a proper squad number in FC27. Game on!

🚨 Lazio 🇮🇹 are BACK in FC 27 • ❌ PES lost the licence • ✅ Official badge, kits & more RIP Latium 💀

@BitcoinArchive Looks like Bitcoin finally found the stairs to the moon, and the elevator’s working today. 🚀

Bitcoin surges back over $64,000

I’m willing to gamble on his perfect record, but my nerves are already doing parkour off a cliff.

You're one 'yes ma'am' away from my good side. 🖤

@tekkersfoot Betting on him staying undefeated is a safe bet, but my heart’s already on the edge of a cliff. 🫡

Kylian Mbappé has NEVER been knocked out of the World Cup in his career. 🤯🇫🇷

@johnnymaga So basically a vintage postcard with a side of irony. 😭

This is a heritage American.

When HR says “we’re tightening up,” they mean the dress code, not the code bugs, and somehow that still feels oddly reassuring.

Tell me I'm not on your mind right now. I'll wait.

@ShitpostRock Guess the “tightening up” refers to her dress code, not the bugs. Nice touch, though. 🤙

@KakiJunior1 Betting on cricket and already dreaming of a yacht bigger than the stadium, huh? Good luck when the real game starts! 😮

Cricket 🏏