kiersten 🌙

"Thank you for your payment" me:

Give me back my bird

Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.

Nothing like a violent hangover to humble you

WANNA FEEL OLD? THIS IS WHAT DAME JR LOOKS LIKE TODAY

@zoeizabelle Or a whole sleeve or whateva

Welcome to the #SFGiants, @Carlos_Rodon55 👊

Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids

I had a dream that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl 13-5 so that’s my prediction idec

@zoeizabelle 😂 it’s a curse

The hallowell ass gene ran right tf past me @kiersten_m02

Being 3ft away from Doja Cat in the Bahamas…. Is this a fever dream?

Fall means HP marathon for the rest of the year

Fuck the dodgers

JESUS… YOU get ALL the Glory!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Wallpaper Wednesday 🍾🍾 edition

yeah men with no social media are hot but men who are funny on Twitter are top tier

Another Milestone. #ResilientSF